Holiday Cards
Delightfully humous cards to bring cheer to all the holidays. mothers day cards
Mother’s Day cards that skip the clichés and say something real - whether that’s love, gratitude, sarcasm, or all three.
Say thanks mom & Happy Mother’s Day with this circus theme funny card for mom. Now that you’re old enough to look back on what it was like, you might understand and be grateful she didn’t sell you to the circus.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a bold vintage style graphic of a woman holding a megaphone, and the words “Thanks for not selling me to the circus.” The background is yellow with white swirls.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
The Circus
Holiday/Mother’s Day
$6
Tell mom you realize she was right and Happy Mother’s Day with this funny sarcastic and humorous card for moms day.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a woman in vintage dress on a bull with balloons, and the words “You were right about almost everything, don’t get used to it.” The background is salmon with off-white swirls.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
You Were Right
Holiday/Mother’s Day
$6
Some moms keep sane by looking the other way. Also known as burying your head in the sand, sometimes a mom just has to pretend she doesn’t see things happening. This card is for mom who loves the beach, or a mom who loves birds, or a gift for the best mom in the world.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a beach seagull, sticking its head in a wooden fence post, covered by a light green mask graphic, and the words “Thanks for pretending not to notice everything.” The background is purple with stylized, graphic leaves.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Thanks for Pretending
Holiday/Mother’s Day
$6
Wish mom a Happy Mother’s Day, even though you were a hard to manage or wild child. If you were the black sheep of the family, your mom deserves 2 cards! Now, if you are a hard to manage adult, maybe that’s therapy.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a hand-drawn sketch over a vintage illustrated man on a wild yellow magical bird, and the words “Mom, Thank You! We both know I was the difficult one.” Background is pink with strawberry hearts with silly faces.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
We Both Know
Holiday/Mother’s Day
$6
fathers day cards
Because fatherhood isn’t one-size-fits-all, and neither are these cards.
A mix of heartfelt, funny, and refreshingly unfiltered for the dads, stapdads, dad figures, and anyone else who showed up when it mattered.
Tell your baseball loving fan dad Happy Father’s Day with this light-hearted and sarcastic red and teal card.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a vintage-style baseball player graphic, and the words “10/10 I would recommend.” The background is red, white, beige, and teal/turquoise.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
10/10 Recommend
Holiday/Father’s Day
$6
Let all the mustache sporting camping lovers know you appreciate their sacrifices this Father’s Day with this vintage graphic dad card.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a vintage-style graphic of father and son camping, and the words “I get it now. Annoying!” The background is yellow creme with a white mustache pattern.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
I Get it Now
Holiday/Father’s Day
$6
Don’t know what to tell your bigfoot loving dad this Father’s Day? Tell him he makes it look…manageable with this humorous card. It’s no fluff and straight to the point.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a funny bigfoot sasquach, and the words “You make it look… manageable.” The background is light blue, turquoise with white doodle lines.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Manageable
Holiday/Father’s Day
$6
Fishing lover coastal stepdads deserve a Happy Father’s Day, too. Let him know you tried with this humorous and sarcastic card.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a bigmouth bass, and the words “The stepdad card aisle sucks. I tried. Love and thank you. Enjoy the fish.” The background is green with dark blue squiggles.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Stepdad Aisle
Holiday/Father’s Day
$6
VALENTINES DAY CARDS
Valentine’s Day cards that say “I love you” without sounding like a greeting card robot.
Honest, a little sarcastic, and actually meaningful cards for partners, crushes, and long-term situationships.
This Valentine's Day Card is intended for a woman, from a man, with the message "Nice Rack...on the Wall, Obviously." Black and white deer drawing and faded graphic camo background. If you're a serious deer hunter, this card would be a great Valentine's Day card for your spouse or girlfriend.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Valentine's Day Card for Deer Hunter Spouse Best Friend Humorous Valentine's Card Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Deer Drawing Style
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Nice Rack
Holiday/Valentine’s Day
$6
We all have our special person. Tell your spouse or significant other they’re yours this Valentine's Day with this funny, slightly sarcastic card.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Humorous card with a cute Corgi dog covered in hearts. Background is bright pink squiggles and has the message “You’re my person. Don’t make it weird.”
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Don’t Make it Weird
Holiday/Valentine’s Day
$6
This funny Valentine's Day Card is perfect for those over 40, because hearing stories of those in the current dating scene just sounds exhausting. Let your spouse or significant other know this holiday that they have nothing to worry about.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Humorous card with a vintage illustration of a sweet boy and girl sitting at a pond watching ducks, overlayed with a hand sketch. Background is pink squiggles with hearts. Has the message “I’d choose you again. Mostly because starting over sounds exhausting.”
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
I’d Choose You Again
Holiday/Valentine’s Day
$6
Tell your deer hunting man you love him with this camo & deer Valentine's Day risque (or raunchy) card, complete with the phrase, "You're the only thing I want to mount this year." If your spouse, boyfriend, or current lover likes hunting and humor, this is the card for you.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Valentine's Day Card for Deer Hunter Spouse Best Friend Humorous Valentine's Card Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Deer Head Mount Silhouette
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Mount
Holiday/Valentine’s Day
$6
MISCELLANOUS HOLIDAY CARDS
All the holidays that didn’t get their own category—yet. A growing collection of cards for moments that still matter.
The Easter bunny is here to remind us that chocolate is a perfectly acceptable coping strategy. Have to spend the day with in-laws or too many screaming kids? Hide some extra eggs for yourself, or hell, just hide the bag in a bush. This card is for all those who feel the same.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Humorous Easter card with a graphic halftone Easter bunny with the message "Easter is proof that chocolate is a valid coping strategy." Light colored background with carrots and assorted polka dots. Vintage and collage-inspired design. Blank inside.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Easter is Proof
Holiday/Easter
$6
For the last few years, someone was holding Mr. Leprechaun's rainbow hostage... but he finally got it back! So he's happily dancing and wishing everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day. Great for a friend, buddy, or coworker with a sense of humor.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Humorous Saint Patrick's Day card with a dancing leprechaun, saying "I got my rainbow back! Happy St. Patrick's Day." Rainbow is in the background. Vintage and collage-inspired design. Blank inside.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Got My Rainbow
Holiday/St. Patrick’s Day
$6
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