Wildcards
Weird cards for weird people you love. Bold, strange, and unapologetically not your grandma’s greeting cards.
This stag, shield, and vine headpiece wildcard is for any occasion. It could be perfect for a best friend’s bachelorette party, a crazy birthday party, or on a normal Tuesday, while still acknowledging you are the life of the party.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The graphic is a bold, vintage illustration, and the saying “I considered a normal card, then remembered who I am. So here ya go.” Background is various shades of pink, light blue, and light green.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Who I Am
Wildcard
$6
This wildcard is for any occasion and could be perfect for a best friend’s bachelorette party, a wild birthday party, or on a normal Tuesday.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The graphic is a bold, vintage illustration of a woman lying on her stomach with a feather coat, and the saying “I hope this card makes up for my personality.” Red polka dots and yellow zigzag pattern.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Personality
Wildcard
$6
For all the bad bitch best friends and independent women you know, this positive, inspiring, irreverent, encouraging, and slightly offensive card should be on your snail mail to-give list. This greeting card could be great for a birthday, job promotion, graduation, convocation, or just because! Treat those around you with a mailbox treat.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a vintage image of four women lounging atop a rock, looking badass. The front message says, ”You're a Bad Bitch. Sometimes an ordinary one... mostly bad." The background is bold, colorful flowers.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Bad Bitch
Wildcard
$6
Give this emotional, feel better card to a friend, family member, coworker, or friend who is going through a hard time and needs an uplift. Perfect for someone who has recently experienced life stress, is going through depression, has had surgery, is getting over an illness, or just needs cheering up. When you don’t know what to say, sometimes you got to tell them the truth.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front has a black and white image of a woman crying. It says, “This card cost $6. Therapy costs more.” The background is a bold purple and white flower pattern.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Therapy Costs More
Wildcard/Sympathy
$6
This card is great for a friend, family member, co-worker, or fellow recovery gal pal who you think deserves recognition for their hard work and determination staying sober from drugs and/or alcohol. Whether it be 24 hours or 10 years, life is tough. Navigating life while trying to remain sober? Tough tough.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny congratulations on staying sober card for friend or gal pal. Front has a roman statue, which has a doodle strategically placed for decency. The background is a turquoise color with smiling faces. Collage-inspired card. Inside blank.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Grab Your Attention?
Wildcard/Sobriety
$6
For all the bad bitch best friends and independent women you know, this positive, inspiring, irreverent, encouraging, and slightly offensive card should be on your snail mail to-give list. This greeting card could be great for a birthday, job promotion, graduation, convocation, or just because! Treat those around you with a mailbox treat.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a vintage image of four women lounging atop a rock, looking badass. The front message says, ”You're a Bad Bitch. Sometimes an ordinary one... mostly bad." The background is bold, colorful flowers.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Shit Happens
Wildcard/Sympathy
$6
If you don't want to leave your straight bros out during pride month, here's a card for you. It's absurd, it's bright, it's perfect for those with a weird sense of humor.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Congratulations on Doing the Dishes Card for Spouse Sense of Humor Roommate Message Sarcastic Everyday Cleaning Duties Bright Colors
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Our Dog Was Gay
Wildcard
$6
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