Love/Friendship Cards
Thoughtfully real greeting cards for the relationships that shape our lives—love, friendship, milestones, and everything in between.
Honest, a little irreverent, a lot sarcastic, and made to say the things that feel real when the usual card aisle just doesn’t.
For someone married to a person who loves to talk, this anniversary card is for those who have been married for a while, or those who have skipped straight to the comfortable stage. Say what it’s like being married, in a funny way. It was inspired by my own marriage and what it means to be real-life married.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a woman who just got out of the shower wearing a towel with wet hair, and the words “Love is: Engaging in a 30 minute conversation because you weren't sneaky enough exiting the shower, when all you want to do is lay down and watch tv... and somehow still being ok with it.” Background is a retro green, purple and pink pattern.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Married to a Talker
Love/Anniversary
$6
Geared more toward a man giving to his wife (but hey, no judgments here), this anniversary card is for those who have been married for a while, or those who have skipped straight to the comfortable stage. Say what it’s like being married, in a funny way. It was inspired by my own marriage and what it means to be real-life married, granny panties and all.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features an attractive vintage paper doll, hand-drawn floral brief underwear, tiny daisies, and the words “Love is: Knowing you wear tattered granny panties every day of the week and still thinking you’re sexy as hell.” Background is a rainbow of colors.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Granny Panties
Love/Anniversary
$6
High praise, honestly. If a cat would trust them, you probably should, too. A funny, understated everyday card that works for friendships, appreciation, or just letting someone know they’ve got a good energy about them.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. This funny everyday card features cute cat line drawing illustrations, with the message "You seem like someone a cat would tolerate." Yellow-orange background with squiggles. Blank inside.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
A Cat Would Tolerate
Friendship/Everyday
$6
Give this emotional, feel better card to a friend, family member, coworker, or friend who is going through a hard time and needs an uplift. Perfect for someone who has recently experienced life stress, is going through depression, has had surgery, is getting over an illness, or just needs cheering up. When you don’t know what to say, sometimes you got to tell them the truth.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front has a black and white image of a woman crying. It says, “This card cost $6. Therapy costs more.” The background is a bold purple and white flower pattern.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Therapy Costs More
Friendship/Sympathy
$6
Give this card to show a loved one how special they are, and you love them no matter what, even when they’re being anything less than pleasing. Shall we say lazy, angry, a fool, an ass... This is perfect for a husband's anniversary card, a card for a lover, or a love just because!
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card has 4 different drawn faces atop a yellow and white diamond checkerboard pattern, and the words “I love you, even when you’re being like this.”
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Love You Even When
Love
$6
Are you not super affectionate but still want to let your spouse, significant other, boyfriend or girlfriend, or even friend that you love them? Maybe you are a person of few words. Or maybe, you are frequently in a mood. At any rate, give this card to tell a loved one what they mean to you. This is perfect for an anniversary card, a card for a lover, or a love just because in the middle of the week!
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a gray cat with an intense look, and the words “I love you (this is me being nice).” Background is a fun, purple design with illustrated cats, stars, and hearts.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
This is Me Nice
Love
$6
We all have that one person who can be an asshole. Next time they’re being “assholey”, hand them this card, it’ll sum it up perfectly. Great for a wedding anniversary, first date anniversary, or on a random Wednesday. For a spouse, lover, friend, or situationship.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features bright pink/red halftone dots of a donkey head, and the words “You’re My Favorite Pain in the Ass.” Background is yellow with lemons.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
My Favorite Pain
Love/Friendship
$6
Give this colorful, illustrated rainbow feel better card to a friend, family member, coworker, or friend who is going through a hard time and needs an uplift. Perfect for someone who has recently experienced life stress, is going through depression, has had surgery, is getting over an illness, or just needs cheering up. When you don’t know what to say, sometimes just telling someone you’re thinking of them says it all.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front has a black and white print image of a hand with an illustrated, cute rainbow in the palm. It says, “I don’t have the right words, so here’s this card.” The background is a blue watercolor.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
The Right Words
Friendship/Sympathy
$6
Some opinions matter more than others—and we both know the cat’s is at the top of the list. This funny cat card is perfect for friends who share the same priorities, the same sense of humor, and a healthy distrust of most people. Great for everyday moments, inside jokes, or celebrating National Cat Day in August.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. This funny everyday pink card features a silly cat drawing wearing rainbow sunglasses and a crown, with the message "We both trust the cat over most people." Pink background. Blank inside.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Cat Over People
Friendship/Everyday
$6
Friend or loved one feeling left out? Make them feel special by setting a day just for them. Happy "2nd day of the week" Day... Happy "Amazing Outfit" Day... Happy "Still Sober" Day! You think it, you name it.
Please note, this is not a custom item; you can write the day name on the front or inside of the card.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. This funny any day card is great for a spouse, roommate, friend, coworker with a sense of humor. The front features a happy and attractive girl along with the words “Happy ___ Day! This is officially your day!” Background is pink, salmon. Blank inside.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
It’s Your Day
Friendship
$6
Not every love confession has to be cool. “I woof you. Yes, I said it.” leans fully into the cringe in the best possible way. A funny, heartfelt card for dog people, soft-hearted weirdos, and anyone willing to risk a pun for love.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. This funny dog lover greeting card is made for couples who love each other almost as much as they love their dog, and features a french bulldog pug wearing a yellow beanie and holding a yellow rose, with the message "I woof you. Yes, I said it." Blue background. Blank inside.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
I Woof You
Everyday/Love
$6
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