SYMPATHY / GET WELL
For when things are hard and words are… not great. These cards say something real—without the clichés, fluff, or forced positivity.
Because sometimes just showing up is what counts.
Life is tough. When your friends or loved ones go through struggles, this card will tell them you’re thinking of them... in a slightly sarcastic way, of course. Is it too soon to add humor to the situation?
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features red/orange stripes and apples, along with the message “Everything is Fine! (it was not)”.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Everything is Fine
Everyday/Sympathy
$6
Give this card to a friend, family member, friend, or coworker who needs get well soon wishes. Perfect for someone who recently had surgery, getting over an illness, or just needs cheering up. My husband dreamed this one up, and it reminds me of the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the world commercials.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front has a rancher ‘Marlboro’ style man smoking a cigar with a handmade drawing of cigar texture and smoke. It says, “I don’t always say get well… But when I do, they get better.” Background is turquoise and green organic shapes.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
They Get Better
Everyday/Get Well
$6
Give this colorful, illustrated rainbow feel better card to a friend, family member, coworker, or friend who is going through a hard time and needs an uplift. Perfect for someone who has recently experienced life stress, is going through depression, has had surgery, is getting over an illness, or just needs cheering up. When you don’t know what to say, sometimes just telling someone you’re thinking of them says it all.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front has a black and white print image of a hand with an illustrated, cute rainbow in the palm. It says, “I don’t have the right words, so here’s this card.” The background is a blue watercolor.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
The Right Words
Everyday/Sympathy
$6
Give this sarcastic, feel better card to a friend, family member, coworker, or friend who is going through a hard time and needs an uplift. Perfect for someone who has recently experienced life stress, is going through depression, has had surgery, is getting over an illness, or just needs cheering up. Extra kudos for those who like basketball. When you don’t know what to say, validate.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front has a middle finger spinning the earth like a basketball. It says, “Sorry life decided to be an asshole.” The background is a pattern of bright and colorful diagonal lines.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Life is Being an Asshole
Everyday/Sympathy
$6
Info:
Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Front: A wide-eyed cartoon man with curly hair stands dazed as a flock of geese circles his head in a dashed orbit. The handwritten message reads: “I was going to tell you get well…” Set against a soft olive green background.
Inside: “but I know that won’t stop the voices in your head.”
Website Product Description:
For When “Feel Better Soon” Doesn’t Quite Cover It
Sometimes the most supportive thing you can do is acknowledge the truth: getting well is complicated, and the brain doesn’t always cooperate. This card skips the platitudes and goes straight to darkly relatable honesty — with a cartoon man and a flock of geese to soften the blow.
Equal parts supportive, absurd, and refreshingly real, it’s perfect for friends, siblings, partners, coworkers, or anyone who copes with life’s chaos through humor and a healthy amount of self-awareness.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Printed message, inside right
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Voices
Get Well
$3.00/e
Info:
Wildcard/Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a vintage golden illustration of a dog in a very compromising position, framed by a bold pink and white diagonal stripe border. The message reads: “Sh*t Happens. Get Over It. Respectfully, of course.” Clean white background, maximum comedic impact.
Website Product Description:
Sometimes the Most Supportive Thing You Can Say Is the Most Honest Thing
Life is messy. Plans fall apart. Things go sideways. And sometimes the person you love just needs someone to acknowledge it — with a squatting dog and zero sugarcoating.
This card works for get well wishes, rough patches, bad weeks, or any moment that calls for a little irreverent encouragement. Equal parts blunt and affectionate, it says: I see you. I support you. Also, get over it.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Shit Happens
Sympathy
$3.00/e
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