SYMPATHY / GET WELL
For when things are hard and words are… not great. These cards say something real—without the clichés, fluff, or forced positivity.
Because sometimes just showing up is what counts.
Info:
Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold red and white horizontal stripe background scattered with cheerful illustrated red-orange apples. The message reads in vintage typewriter font: “Everything is Fine! (it was not)” — set in a white brushstroke oval at the center. Bright, graphic, and perfectly deadpan.
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Is It Too Soon to Add Humor to the Situation? Probably. Send It Anyway
Life is tough. And sometimes the most honest, most supportive thing you can do for a friend or loved one going through a hard time is acknowledge the absurdity of it all — with a slightly sarcastic card and a whole lot of love.
Give it to anyone who needs to know you’re thinking of them, even if you’re not quite sure what to say. It works for life stress, hard weeks, rough patches, or just a Tuesday that got out of hand.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Everything is Fine
Sympathy/Get Well
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Info:
Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a rugged, Marlboro-style rancher in a cowboy hat and red bandana, smoking a cigar with hand-drawn smoke curling upward, set against a bright turquoise and green organic pattern background. The message reads: “I don’t always say get well… But when I do, they get better.” Bold, confident, and completely committed to the bit.
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I Don’t Always Say Get Well… But When I Do, They Get Better
Some get well cards offer warm wishes. This one offers a guarantee — delivered by the most confident rancher you’ve ever seen, cigar in hand, ready to will your recovery into existence through sheer force of personality.
Give it to a friend, family member, coworker, or anyone who recently had surgery, is getting over an illness, or just needs a little cheering up. Bonus points if they appreciate a good Dos Equis reference.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
They Get Better
Sympathy/Get Well
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Info:
Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a detailed black-and-white illustration of an open hand cradling a cheerful, colorful rainbow character with a sweet smile, set against a soft blue watercolor background with small white hearts. The message reads: “I don’t have the right words. (So here’s this card.)” Collage-style design — equal parts heartfelt and endearingly awkward.
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When You Don’t Know What to Say, Sometimes Just Showing Up Says It All
There’s no perfect thing to say when someone is going through it. This card knows that — and says so, with a cute illustrated rainbow and zero pretense. It’s warm, it’s honest, and it’s exactly the kind of thing that makes someone feel genuinely seen.
Give it to a friend, family member, coworker, or anyone who is going through life stress, depression, illness, surgery recovery, or just a rough patch that needs a little light. When words fail, a card doesn’t have to.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
The Right Words
Sympathy/Get Well
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Info:
Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a ringed hand flipping the middle finger while spinning the earth like a basketball, set against a bold background of bright, colorful diagonal stripes in pink, yellow, blue, and green. The message reads: “Sorry life decided to be an asshole.” Collage-style design with maximum validation energy.
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When You Don’t Know What to Say, Validate
Sometimes the most supportive thing you can do is acknowledge the obvious: life can be a real jerk. This card skips the hollow platitudes and goes straight to honest, irreverent solidarity — for the friend, family member, coworker, or anyone who just needs someone to say, yeah, that sucks, and I see you.
Perfect for someone going through life stress, depression, illness, surgery recovery, or just a rough patch that needs a little cheering up. Extra kudos for those who appreciate basketball.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Life = Asshole
Sympathy/Get Well
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Info:
Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Front: A wide-eyed cartoon man with curly hair stands dazed as a flock of geese circles his head in a dashed orbit. The handwritten message reads: “I was going to tell you get well…” Set against a soft olive green background.
Inside: “but I know that won’t stop the voices in your head.”
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For When “Feel Better Soon” Doesn’t Quite Cover It
Sometimes the most supportive thing you can do is acknowledge the truth: getting well is complicated, and the brain doesn’t always cooperate. This card skips the platitudes and goes straight to darkly relatable honesty — with a cartoon man and a flock of geese to soften the blow.
Equal parts supportive, absurd, and refreshingly real, it’s perfect for friends, siblings, partners, coworkers, or anyone who copes with life’s chaos through humor and a healthy amount of self-awareness.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Printed message, inside right
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Voices
Get Well/Get Well
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Info:
Wildcard/Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a vintage golden illustration of a dog in a very compromising position, framed by a bold pink and white diagonal stripe border. The message reads: “Sh*t Happens. Get Over It. Respectfully, of course.” Clean white background, maximum comedic impact.
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Sometimes the Most Supportive Thing You Can Say Is the Most Honest Thing
Life is messy. Plans fall apart. Things go sideways. And sometimes the person you love just needs someone to acknowledge it — with a squatting dog and zero sugarcoating.
This card works for get well wishes, rough patches, bad weeks, or any moment that calls for a little irreverent encouragement. Equal parts blunt and affectionate, it says: I see you. I support you. Also, get over it.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Shit Happens
Sympathy/Get Well
$3.00/e
Info:
Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a striking black-and-white photograph of a woman with a natural afro and glasses, eyes closed, tears streaming down her face — set against a bold lavender background covered in white and orange retro flowers. A small smiley face with heart eyes adds a touch of warmth in the corner. The message reads: “This card cost $6. Therapy costs more.”
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When You Don’t Know What to Say, Sometimes You’ve Got to Tell Them the Truth
Therapy is great. This card is $6. Sometimes the most honest thing you can do for someone going through a hard time is acknowledge the reality — and make them laugh while you’re at it.
Give it to a friend, family member, coworker, or anyone who is going through life stress, depression, illness, surgery recovery, or just a rough patch that needs a little light. It’s emotional, it’s real, and it’s exactly the kind of thing that makes someone feel genuinely seen.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Therapy Costs More
Sympathy/Get Well
$3.00/e
Info:
Friendship, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold line-art illustration of a woman in a black dress completely draped over a blush pink chair — arms hanging, head back, fully committed to the collapse — set against a bold yellow and white geometric tunnel/vortex background that radiates outward like a retro op-art pattern. Playful outlined bubble typography at the top reads: “You survived. That’s basically thriving.”
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Sometimes Thriving Looks a Lot Like Lying Facedown in a Chair
And wondering how you’re going to do it all again tomorrow. This card is not a motivational speech. It’s simply a way of saying: I see how hard you’re working. I know you’re tired. And honestly? I’m impressed you’re still upright.
Perfect for a coworker buried in work, a friend going through a rough stretch, or anyone who deserves a little recognition without the pressure to actually have their shit together. Send it to the person who will read it, exhale, and feel genuinely, accurately seen.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
That’s Basically Thriving
Sympathy/Friendship
$3.00/e
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