Love/Friendship Cards
Thoughtfully real greeting cards for the relationships that shape our lives—love, friendship, milestones, and everything in between.
Honest, a little irreverent, a lot sarcastic, and made to say the things that feel real when the usual card aisle just doesn’t.
Info:
Anniversary, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a vintage comic book-style couple in a romantic embrace, set against a soft powder blue background. Bold retro typography reads: “Congratulations on renewing your annual subscription to… ME!” with a note: “*Enjoy 4 free coupons inside.”
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Congratulations on Renewing Your Annual Subscription to… Me!
Another year. Another renewal. And lucky for them, this subscription comes with perks. Inside this funny anniversary card, your lucky recipient will find four exclusive, highly coveted coupons that are honestly worth more than anything you could buy at a store:
🌡️ One free thermostat adjustment — a rare and precious gift
✅ One free “you were right” — use wisely
😊 One sincere compliment — genuinely meant
🤔 One argument where I’ll pretend you make a valid point — priceless
Let’s be honest — that last one alone is worth framing.
Perfect for wives, girlfriends, fiancées, or any partner who appreciates a playful anniversary card that’s more clever than sappy. Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Printed message & coupons, inside right
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Committed
Love/Anniversary
$3.00/e
Info:
Anniversary, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features an attractive vintage paper doll in hand-drawn floral brief underwear, set against a vibrant rainbow swirl background of orange, red, pink, and yellow with tiny scattered daisies. The message reads in bold mixed typography: “Love is: Knowing you wear tattered granny panties every day of the week and still thinking you’re sexy as hell.” Finished with a flowing handwritten script: “Happy Anniversary!” and two little red hearts.
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Love Is… Knowing the Truth and Still Thinking You’re Sexy as Hell
This card was born from real-life marriage — the comfortable, honest, slightly chaotic kind where you’ve long since skipped the pretense and gone straight to the good stuff. If you’ve been married long enough to know exactly what’s in the underwear drawer, this is the card for you.
Geared toward a husband giving to his wife (but hey, no judgments here), this anniversary card celebrates what real love actually looks like: tattered granny panties, tiny daisies, and still thinking she’s the most attractive person in the room.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Granny Panties
Love/Anniversary
$3.00/e
Info:
Anniversary, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a vintage halftone image of a woman fresh out of the shower, wrapped in a towel with wet hair, set against a bold retro pattern of green, purple, and pink arches. The message reads in playful mixed typography: “Love is: Engaging in a 30-minute conversation because you weren’t sneaky enough exiting the shower, when all you want to do is lay down and watch tv… AND SOMEHOW STILL BEING OK WITH IT.” Finished with a bold handwritten script: “Happy Anniversary!”
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Love Is… Getting Trapped in a 30-Minute Conversation You Absolutely Did Not Plan For
You thought you were being sneaky. You timed it perfectly. You were so close to the couch, the remote, and sweet, sweet silence. And then — eye contact. This card is for everyone who has been there, done that, and somehow still chose to stay married anyway. Because that’s what love actually is.
Inspired by real-life marriage and what it means to be truly, comfortably, hilariously committed to another person — talker and all. Perfect for those who have been married for a while, or those who have skipped straight to the comfortable stage.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
A Cat Would Tolerate
Love/Anniversary
$3.00/e
Info:
Holiday-International Cat Day/Friendship, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
International Cat Day: August 8
Features a bold vintage-style illustration of a regal tabby cat wearing rainbow-lens sunglasses and a hand-drawn crown, set against a warm blush pink background with decorative stars and asterisks. Bold retro typography reads: “We both trust the cat over most people.”
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Some Opinions Matter More Than Others
And we both know the cat’s is at the top of the list. This card is for the friends who share the same priorities, the same sense of humor, and a healthy, well-earned distrust of most people. You don’t need to explain it. They already get it.
Perfect for everyday moments, inside jokes, National Cat Day, or any occasion where you want to celebrate a friendship built on mutual values — specifically, that the cat’s judgment is simply better.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Cat Over People
Friendship
$3.00/e
Info:
Love, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a close-up photo of a black French bulldog wearing a yellow knit beanie, holding a yellow rose, set against a bold cobalt blue background with a comic-style speech bubble. The message reads in bold bubble letters: “I WOOF YOU” with a speech bubble adding: “Yes, I said it.”
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Not Every Love Confession Has to Be Cool
Some of us are willing to risk a pun for love. This card leans fully into the cringe in the best possible way — because sometimes “I woof you” says everything “I love you” does, but with more personality and a significantly better hat.
A funny, heartfelt card for dog people, soft-hearted weirdos, and anyone who loves their partner almost as much as they love their dog. Perfect for couples who get it, for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just a random Tuesday when the mood strikes.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
I Woof You
Love
$3.00/e
Info:
Love, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a photo of a gray Devon Rex cat with piercing green eyes and an intensely unimpressed expression, set against a soft lavender background with illustrated ghost cats, stars, and purple hearts. Bold green hand-lettered typography reads: “I LOVE YOU” with a smaller note below: “(This is me being nice.)”
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Not Real Affectionate, Aye?
Not everyone expresses love with grand gestures and flowery words. Some of us are people of few words. Some of us are frequently in a mood. And some of us just have a resting face that says “I’m tolerating you” when we actually mean “you are my favorite person.”
This card is for all of you. Give it to your spouse, significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, or even a friend who gets it — and let them know exactly how much they mean to you, in the most honest way possible.
Perfect as an anniversary card, a Valentine, or a love-just-because in the middle of the week when words feel like too much but silence feels like not enough.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
This is Me Nice
Love
$3.00/e
Info:
Love, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold dark pink halftone print of a donkey head — rendered in punchy, graphic style — set against a cheerful cream background with yellow lemons. Mixed ransom-note typography in black reads: “You’re my favorite pain in the ass.”
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We All Have That One Person
You know the one. The person who can be an absolute handful — and yet, somehow, inexplicably, they’re still your favorite. Next time they’re being especially themselves, hand them this card. It’ll sum it up perfectly.
Great for a wedding anniversary, a first date anniversary, or on a completely random Wednesday when the mood strikes. For a spouse, a lover, a best friend, or a situationship that defies easy categorization.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
My Favorite Pain
Love/Friendship
$6
Info:
Love, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features four hand-drawn round blue faces stacked vertically, each expressing a different mood — shocked, furious, exasperated, and deeply sad — set against a warm yellow and white diamond checkerboard background with scattered pink hearts. Bold block typography reads: “I LOVE YOU, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE BEING LIKE THIS.”
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I Love You. Even When You’re Being Like… That
Real love isn’t just for the good days. It’s for the lazy days, the grumpy days, the “why are you like this” days, and every ridiculous day in between. This card says it all — with four expressive little faces that cover the full spectrum of human nonsense — and still ends with love.
Perfect as a husband’s anniversary card, a Valentine, a just-because love card, or any occasion where you want to remind someone that you’re in it for the long haul — lazy, angry, foolish, and all.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Love You Even When
Love/Friendship
$3.00/e
Info:
Wildcard/Birthday/Everyday, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a laid-back gorilla in oversized novelty sunglasses, living his best life against a bold green background scattered with turquoise leaves. Collage-style design with maximum personality and minimum apology.
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For the Friend Who Has a Certain... Energy
You know exactly who this card is for. The one who moves through life completely unbothered, unapologetically themselves, and somehow makes it all look effortless. This card doesn’t need much explanation — the front says it all.
“Saw this. Thought of you. It just fits.”
Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, sending a just-because laugh, or simply acknowledging that their chaotic good energy is one of your favorite things about them — this card delivers equal parts absurdity, affection, and zero judgment.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
It Just Fits
Friendship/Wildcard
$3.00/e
Info:
Wildcard/Everyday, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold, vintage-style illustration of a glamorous woman lying on her stomach in a dramatic feather coat, surrounded by yellow feathers (that look like bananas). Set against a red polka dot border with a yellow zigzag pattern — maximalist, chaotic, and completely on purpose.
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No Occasion Required. Personality Optional
Bachelorette party? Birthday bash? Random Tuesday where someone just needs to know you’re thinking of them? This card works for all of it — and honestly, it works best when no one sees it coming.
Because sometimes the most honest thing you can say is: “I hope this card makes up for my personality.”
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Personality
Friendship/Wildcard
$6
Info:
Friendship, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a cheerful lineup of five illustrated cats in various shapes and personalities — chubby, striped, tiny, tall, and bespectacled — all rendered in warm golden yellow against a bright amber wavy-stripe background. The message reads in bold playful hand-lettered typography: “You seem like someone a cat would tolerate.”
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High Praise, Honestly
Cats don’t hand out approval lightly. They’ve seen things. They’ve judged people. They have standards. So when a cat decides you’re worth tolerating — that’s not nothing. That’s actually kind of everything.
This funny, understated everyday card works for friendships, appreciation, or just letting someone know they’ve got a good energy about them. No occasion required. Just vibes, cats, and the quiet acknowledgment that you’re one of the good ones.
Perfect for the cat lover in your life, your best friend who gets it, or anyone who appreciates a compliment delivered with maximum deadpan sincerity.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
A Cat Would Tolerate
Friendship
$3.00/e
Info:
Wildcard/Friendship, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
The front of this card features a vintage image of four women lounging atop a rock, looking badass. The front message says, “You're a Bad Bitch. Sometimes an ordinary one... mostly bad." The background is bold, colorful flowers.
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For all the boss babes and badass women.
For all the bad bitch best friends and independent women you know, this positive, inspiring, irreverent, encouraging, and slightly offensive card should be on your snail mail to-give list. This greeting card could be great for a birthday, job promotion, graduation, convocation, or just because! Treat those around you with a mailbox treat.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Bad Bitch
Friendship/Wildcard
$3.00/e
Info:
Wildcard, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold vintage illustration of a wild man riding a stag, crowned with a vine headpiece and carrying a shield — chaotic, mythic, and completely unapologetic. Set against a split background of hot pink, soft lavender, and sage green, with the message: “I considered a normal card, then remembered who I am. So here ya go.”
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You Considered a Normal Card. Then You Remembered Who You Are.
Bachelorette party, wild birthday bash, or a completely random Tuesday — this card works for all of it. Because some people don’t do ordinary, and the cards they give shouldn’t either.
Hand this to someone who gets it. They will.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Who I Am
Friendship/Wildcard
$3.00/e
Info:
Friendship, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold line-art illustration of a woman in a black dress completely draped over a blush pink chair — arms hanging, head back, fully committed to the collapse — set against a bold yellow and white geometric tunnel/vortex background that radiates outward like a retro op-art pattern. Playful outlined bubble typography at the top reads: “You survived. That’s basically thriving.”
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Sometimes Thriving Looks a Lot Like Lying Facedown in a Chair
And wondering how you’re going to do it all again tomorrow. This card is not a motivational speech. It’s simply a way of saying: I see how hard you’re working. I know you’re tired. And honestly? I’m impressed you’re still upright.
Perfect for a coworker buried in work, a friend going through a rough stretch, or anyone who deserves a little recognition without the pressure to actually have their shit together. Send it to the person who will read it, exhale, and feel genuinely, accurately seen.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
That’s Basically Thriving
Friendship/Sympathy
$3.00/e
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