Unfiltered (Naughty) Cards
Honest cards, just less polite. Bold, text only sentiments for work coworkers, friends, and other bad influences.
P.S. This line has a potty mouth, so not for small eyeballs.
This ice blue card is great for the occasions when you just don’t have anything good to say. These four words tell it just fine. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “Fuck Fickity Fuck Fuck.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Fickity Fuck
Unfiltered
$5
This white card is great when you want to tell those closest to you how much they matter. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “I hate people, you’re ok.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
I Hate People
Unfiltered
$5
This sapphire blue card is great for those life isn’t fair moments. These four words will sum up how you really feel. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “This is some bullshit”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
This is Some Bullshit
Unfiltered
$5
This pink card is great when you want to take accountability for your feelings, nevermind the fact that it’s jealousy. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “Yes ok I’m fucking jealous.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
I’m Fucking Jealous
Unfiltered
$5
Admit it, we all know that one person… when the answer is obvious, and it’s still somehow being asked. Use this card for a polite decline. Just kidding—this is not polite. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “I hate people, you’re ok.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Absolutely Not
Unfiltered
$5
A tribute to the most honest hour of the day, when the work is done, and the complaining begins. Because sometimes therapy is just a friend, a parking lot, and a well-timed rant. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “5 O’Clock… Parking Lot… It’s Time to Bitch.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
5 O’Clock
Unfiltered
$5
A simple, heartfelt message for life’s daily absurdities. When deep thoughts fail and politeness feels like a lie—this card steps in. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “I hate people, you’re ok.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
For Fuck’s Sake
Unfiltered
$5
Unhappy with a current situation, conversation, or assignment given to you by your boss? Make it known, just don’t give it to your boss… unless you’re cool like that. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “I hate people, you’re ok.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Fuck This Shit
Unfiltered
$5
The next time you want to tell one of your friends they make things easier, lighter, and better, give them this card. It’ll say they’re one of the good ones, no question. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this turquoise card is a bold, text-only phrase: “You’re a Good One.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
A Good One
Unfiltered
$5
Tell your friends you won’t stop them but will absolutely show up for the aftermath. Enabling? Maybe. Supportive? Definitely. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “I support your bad decisions.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Bad Decisions
Unfiltered
$5
This orange card is great for spreading some office charm. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “You’re my favorite coworker, don’t fuck it up.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Favorite Coworker
Unfiltered
$5
This wine colored card is great for those moments when you wish you had never said you were bored at work. If you can relate, share those sympathies (and behind-the-back chuckles). For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “Bet you wish you never said you had nothing to do.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Nothing to Do
Unfiltered
$5
This lemon-lime card is great for passive-aggressively saying you see all their hard work, while secretly wishing if only you were able to be that dedicated. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “Look at you overachieving.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Overachieving
Unfiltered
$5
This pink card comes in handy when you want to dish out some solid late night out advice. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “I give you permission to regret nothing till morning.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Permission
Unfiltered
$5
Want to let your fellow coworkers know how much you care? Hand them this card. For your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front is a bold, text-only phrase: “If you quit, I quit.”
Features:
Card: A2 sized folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A2 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
You Quit, I Quit
Unfiltered
$5
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