Wildcards
Weird cards for weird people you love. Bold, strange, and unapologetically not your grandma’s greeting cards.
Info:
Wildcard, Get Well $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Bold comic-style design on a bright yellow-orange background featuring green cartoon bombs mid-drop and a dramatic mushroom cloud explosion. The message reads: “WW3. You are f*cked!! We’re all f*cked.” Loud, chaotic, and completely committed to the energy.
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For When the Vibe Is… Apocalyptic
Sometimes life feels like a lot. Like, a lot a lot. This card is for the person in your life who gets it — who laughs at the absurdity of it all and appreciates a card that doesn’t sugarcoat a single thing.
Whether it’s a birthday, a rough week, a promotion, or just a Tuesday that feels like geopolitical collapse, this card says exactly what everyone is already thinking.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
We’re All Fucked
Wildcard/Get Well
$3.00/e
Info:
Wildcard/Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a vintage golden illustration of a dog in a very compromising position, framed by a bold pink and white diagonal stripe border. The message reads: “Sh*t Happens. Get Over It. Respectfully, of course.” Clean white background, maximum comedic impact.
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Sometimes the Most Supportive Thing You Can Say Is the Most Honest Thing
Life is messy. Plans fall apart. Things go sideways. And sometimes the person you love just needs someone to acknowledge it — with a squatting dog and zero sugarcoating.
This card works for get well wishes, rough patches, bad weeks, or any moment that calls for a little irreverent encouragement. Equal parts blunt and affectionate, it says: I see you. I support you. Also, get over it.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Shit Happens
Wildcard/Sympathy
$3.00/e
Info:
Wildcard, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold vintage illustration of a wild man riding a stag, crowned with a vine headpiece and carrying a shield — chaotic, mythic, and completely unapologetic. Set against a split background of hot pink, soft lavender, and sage green, with the message: “I considered a normal card, then remembered who I am. So here ya go.”
Website Product Description:
You Considered a Normal Card. Then You Remembered Who You Are.
Bachelorette party, wild birthday bash, or a completely random Tuesday — this card works for all of it. Because some people don’t do ordinary, and the cards they give shouldn’t either.
Hand this to someone who gets it. They will.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Wildcard, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a pug in a white onesie, rhinestone cat-eye glasses, and a polka dot bow tie, smoking a cigarette against a full rainbow background. The message reads: “Our dog was gay, so we put it down. Happy Pride Month.” Bold, collage-style, and completely committed to the bit. RIP Elton Gone is memorialized in the corner.
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A Tribute to Elton Gone the Dog. He Was Cool.
Pride month is for everyone — including the straight bros who want to show up but aren’t sure how. This card is for them. It’s absurd, it’s bright, it’s a little unhinged, and it’s exactly the kind of thing that makes someone snort-laugh and immediately text a photo to their group chat.
RIP Elton Gone. He lived in rhinestone sunglasses and a bow tie, and he wouldn’t have had it any other way.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Our Dog Was Gay
Wildcard
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Who I Am
Wildcard
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Info:
Wildcard/Friendship, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
The front of this card features a vintage image of four women lounging atop a rock, looking badass. The front message says, “You're a Bad Bitch. Sometimes an ordinary one... mostly bad." The background is bold, colorful flowers.
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For all the boss babes and badass women.
For all the bad bitch best friends and independent women you know, this positive, inspiring, irreverent, encouraging, and slightly offensive card should be on your snail mail to-give list. This greeting card could be great for a birthday, job promotion, graduation, convocation, or just because! Treat those around you with a mailbox treat.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Bad Bitch
Wildcard/Birthday
$3.00/e
Info:
Wildcard/Birthday/Everyday, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a laid-back gorilla in oversized novelty sunglasses, living his best life against a bold green background scattered with turquoise leaves. Collage-style design with maximum personality and minimum apology.
Website Product Description:
For the Friend Who Has a Certain... Energy
You know exactly who this card is for. The one who moves through life completely unbothered, unapologetically themselves, and somehow makes it all look effortless. This card doesn’t need much explanation — the front says it all.
“Saw this. Thought of you. It just fits.”
Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, sending a just-because laugh, or simply acknowledging that their chaotic good energy is one of your favorite things about them — this card delivers equal parts absurdity, affection, and zero judgment.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
It Just Fits
Wildcard
$3.00/e
Info:
Wildcard/Everyday, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold, vintage-style illustration of a glamorous woman lying on her stomach in a dramatic feather coat, surrounded by yellow feathers (that look like bananas). Set against a red polka dot border with a yellow zigzag pattern — maximalist, chaotic, and completely on purpose.
Website Product Description:
No Occasion Required. Personality Optional
Bachelorette party? Birthday bash? Random Tuesday where someone just needs to know you’re thinking of them? This card works for all of it — and honestly, it works best when no one sees it coming.
Because sometimes the most honest thing you can say is: “I hope this card makes up for my personality.”
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Wildcard/Love, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a wide-eyed hairless cat against a light turquoise background with organic shapes, paired with a hand-drawn flame graphic and the message: “She’s the friendly one… I’ll let you figure out the rest.” Collage-style design with maximum plausible deniability.
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A Little Flirty. A Little Chaotic. Just Subtle Enough to Get Away With It.
Some cards say exactly what they mean. This one says just enough — and lets the hairless cat do the rest of the talking.
Ideal for a crush, a partner, or that friend who appreciates humor with a little edge, The Friendly One lands somewhere perfectly between innocent and absolutely not. Give it with confidence. Deny everything.
Don’t know what to say? Don’t know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but is afraid to.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
The Friendly One
Wildcard/Love
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Personality
Wildcard/Everyday
$3.00/e
Info:
Wildcard/Everyday, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold graphic of a coiled rattlesnake poised to strike on a vivid yellow-orange background, paired with the message: “Circle back 1 more time. Dare you.” Collage-style design with maximum attitude.
Website Product Description:
For Everyone Who Has Survived Corporate Jargon With Only Mild Emotional Damage
Some emails should’ve stayed drafts. Some meetings should’ve been emails. And some people just need to be told — with love and a rattlesnake — to stop circling back.
This card is for the coworker who’s one unnecessary follow-up away from their villain origin story. The freelancer who has heard “just looping you in” one too many times. The entrepreneur who has built something real while drowning in corporate speak. You see them. You support them. And you also understand their rage.
Equal parts sarcastic and relatable — it’s a hilarious way to say, I’m with you, but also, same.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
I Dare You
Wildcard
$3.00/e
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