I Dare You - 6pk

$18.00

Info:

Wildcard/Everyday, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

Features a bold graphic of a coiled rattlesnake poised to strike on a vivid yellow-orange background, paired with the message: “Circle back 1 more time. Dare you.” Collage-style design with maximum attitude.

Website Product Description:

For Everyone Who Has Survived Corporate Jargon With Only Mild Emotional Damage

Some emails should’ve stayed drafts. Some meetings should’ve been emails. And some people just need to be told — with love and a rattlesnake — to stop circling back.

This card is for the coworker who’s one unnecessary follow-up away from their villain origin story. The freelancer who has heard “just looping you in” one too many times. The entrepreneur who has built something real while drowning in corporate speak. You see them. You support them. And you also understand their rage.

Equal parts sarcastic and relatable — it’s a hilarious way to say, I’m with you, but also, same.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.

Info:

Wildcard/Everyday, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

Features a bold graphic of a coiled rattlesnake poised to strike on a vivid yellow-orange background, paired with the message: “Circle back 1 more time. Dare you.” Collage-style design with maximum attitude.

Website Product Description:

For Everyone Who Has Survived Corporate Jargon With Only Mild Emotional Damage

Some emails should’ve stayed drafts. Some meetings should’ve been emails. And some people just need to be told — with love and a rattlesnake — to stop circling back.

This card is for the coworker who’s one unnecessary follow-up away from their villain origin story. The freelancer who has heard “just looping you in” one too many times. The entrepreneur who has built something real while drowning in corporate speak. You see them. You support them. And you also understand their rage.

Equal parts sarcastic and relatable — it’s a hilarious way to say, I’m with you, but also, same.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.