Everyday Cards
Cards for the everyday moments, small milestones, and unexpected happenings that make up life.
Honestly sarcastic, a little inappropriate and witty, and perfect for the days that don’t come with a big holiday—but still deserve to be noticed.GRADUATION
They survived school. That counts. Shop graduation cards that acknowledge the achievement—and the uncertainty waiting on the other side.
Info:
Graduation, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold black ink illustration of a studious elephant in round glasses, carrying a messenger bag and reading a book, topped with a graduation cap — all set against a bright green background with a subtle pattern of tiny x’s. The message reads: “Honestly, Respect. You got through it. Good luck w/ …everything.”
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They Graduated. Somehow. Against All Odds
Let’s be honest: it wasn’t always pretty. There were late nights, questionable decisions, and moments where the outcome was genuinely uncertain. But they did it — and that deserves real, unfiltered respect.
This card is for the son, daughter, friend, or family member who made it through and is now heading out into the world with a diploma and a vague sense of what comes next. Give them credit where it’s due, and send them off with just the right amount of confidence and concern.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Honestly, Respect
Graduation
$3.00/e
Info:
Graduation, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features bold, oversized dark serif text on a bright school-bus yellow background scattered with tiny white stars. A flowing white script reads “Graduate” at the top, with the main message in commanding block letters: “Time to pretend u know what you’re doing.” Minimal, punchy, and impossible to miss.
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A Degree, a Vague Plan, and a Solid Ability to Fake It
They’ve got the diploma. Now comes the part where they walk confidently into the world and pretend they know exactly what they’re doing. Spoiler: nobody does. But this card celebrates that beautiful, universal truth with the optimism of a freshly printed resume and the brightness of a school bus.
Perfect for a son, daughter, best friend, roommate, or any family member who just graduated and is about to figure out adulthood one confident bluff at a time.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Time to Pretend
Graduation
$3.00/e
Info:
Graduation, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold retro-style comic design with a hand tossing a graduation cap into the air, set against a white background covered in cheerful smiley faces. The message reads in big blue block letters: “You’re a Graduate!” with the follow-up: “Get your sh*t together! Adulting is both TOUGH and EXPENSIVE, so good luck!”
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You’ve Got a Graduate. Now It’s Time for the Real Talk
Congratulations are great. But so is a gentle (okay, not that gentle) reminder that the real world is waiting — and it is both tough and expensive. This card delivers the message every graduate needs to hear, wrapped in bold colors and a whole lot of love.
Perfect for a son, daughter, best friend, roommate, coworker, or any family member who just crossed the stage and is about to figure out what comes next. Give them the credit they deserve, and the reality check they need.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Get Your Shit Together
Graduation
$3.00/e
Info:
Graduation, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a collage-style design with a photo of a graduate in a blue cap and gown set against a retro blue checkerboard background with colorful confetti dots. Bold orange graffiti-style lettering reads: “You Finally Did It!” with the follow-up in playful handwritten script: “Now pack your bags, it’s time to grow up!”
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Congratulations. Now Get Out
They graduated. Maybe it took a while. Maybe they’re 30 and still in the basement. Maybe they’ve just been a lot. Either way, they did it — and now it’s officially time to pack their bags and grow up. This card says both “congratulations” and “please leave” with equal amounts of love.
Perfect for a son, daughter, best friend, roommate, or any family member who just crossed the finish line and needs a gentle (okay, not that gentle) nudge toward the door.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
You Finally Did It!
Graduation
$3.00/e
sobriety / drug & alcohol recovery
Cards meant for sobriety milestones, hard days, and everything in between. They are honest, supportive, and grounded in real life, not perfection.
Info:
Sobriety/Recovery, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
A collage-inspired design featuring a classical Roman statue with a strategically placed doodle for decency, set against a vibrant turquoise background scattered with smiling face icons and yellow circle motifs. The message reads in bold mixed typography: “Did I grab your attention? You’re still sober! GREAT. That’s hard.”
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Because Staying Sober Deserves More Than a Generic Card
Whether it’s been 24 hours or 10 years, navigating life while staying sober from drugs and/or alcohol is genuinely, profoundly hard — and the people doing it deserve to be celebrated. This card does exactly that, with a little humor, a lot of heart, and a Roman statue that’s keeping things tasteful.
Give it to a friend, family member, coworker, or fellow recovery gal pal who you think deserves real recognition for their hard work and determination. Sometimes the best thing you can say is: You’re still sober. Great. That’s hard.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Grab Your Attention?
Sobriety
$3.00/e
Info:
Sobriety/Recovery, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a tough-looking tabby cat in a yellow hoodie and blue mirrored Ray-Ban sunglasses, posed for a correctional facility mugshot against bold orange vertical stripes. A Department of Corrections placard reads inmate number 465901312. The message at the top reads in chunky black block letters: “Sorry I stole your TV.”
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Making Amends Isn’t Always Easy. Sometimes a Little Humor Helps Break the Ice
Recovery is hard. Making amends is harder. And finding the right words? Nearly impossible. This card skips the impossible part and goes straight to absurdist honesty — because sometimes the best way to say “I’m sorry” is with a mugshot cat in a yellow hoodie and Ray-Bans.
Whether you’re acknowledging a past mistake, celebrating the courage it takes to make things right, or simply sharing a laugh with someone who appreciates honest humor, this card offers a lighthearted nod to second chances, personal growth, and owning your past. It’s also a hilarious choice for anyone with a self-deprecating sense of humor or a friend who understands that we’ve all done things we’d rather not repeat.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Stole Your TV
Sobriety
$3.00/e
Info:
Sobriety/Recovery, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
A collage-inspired design featuring a vintage black-and-white halftone image of a woman in lingerie — tastefully scratched out with bold teal brushstrokes for decency — set against a warm gold background with diagonal stripe texture. Elegant script at the top reads “Attention!” with the message below in bold block letters: “I’m glad you’re still sober. I like you a lot better this way.”
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Appreciation with Vintage Pinup Flair
Sometimes the most honest, most loving thing you can say to someone in recovery is exactly that. No platitudes, no hollow affirmations — just the truth, delivered with a little vintage flair and a whole lot of heart.
This card is perfect for a friend, family member, coworker, or fellow recovery buddy who deserves real recognition for their hard work and determination staying sober. Let them know you see them, you appreciate them, and you like them a lot better this way — so hopefully they keep it up.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
I Like You Better
Sobriety
$3.00/e
CONGRATS
From moving to new babies, find cards meant for everyday moments. 
Info:
Congrats, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
A bold collage-style design featuring a man in a leather jacket holding up house keys, his head replaced by a crying purple balloon with hand-drawn tears. The background is light green with large polka dots and hand-scrawled dollar signs. The message reads in chunky mixed typography: “Congrats on Your New Home! How does it feel to be in debt up to your eyeballs?”
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Congratulations! Welcome to Being Broke
They did it. They bought a house. And now they’re in debt up to their eyeballs, the HVAC will probably break in six months, and they’re genuinely excited about a new vacuum. This card celebrates all of that — because life is too short to lie, and your friends deserve the truth wrapped in bright colors and a crying balloon head.
Perfect for a friend, family member, or coworker who just closed on their first home (or their third, because apparently some people never learn). Give them the congratulations they deserve and the reality check they need.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Congrats on New Home
Congrats
$3.00
Info:
Congrats, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a collage-style photo of a man washing dishes while a woman looks on with a deeply unimpressed expression, set against a bright teal wavy background. Bold white block text at the top reads: “You Did the Dishes. Here’s a Card.” A handwritten note adds: “Good job…”
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Good Job…?
Inspired by the sinkful of dirty dishes that seems to appear every single time you turn around, this card was born from a very real, very relatable moment: wanting to hand your partner a card every time they actually do the dishes. Because honestly? It deserves recognition.
Whether you’re celebrating a spouse, partner, roommate, or anyone who finally pulled their weight on chores, this card delivers the congratulations they’ve been waiting for — with just the right amount of sarcasm and a whole lot of love.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
You Did the Dishes…
Congrats
$3.00/e
Info:
Congrats, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a delightfully creepy vintage baby doll set against a bright lime green background scattered with cute illustrated bees and pastel flowers. The message reads in bold block letters: “Congrats on the New Baby! I live in America, and this card was all I could afford. Good luck!”
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Babies Are Expensive. Like, Alarmingly Expensive
Diapers. Daycare. A college savings plan you’re already behind on. The emotional rollercoaster of new parenthood. This card won’t help with any of that — but it does offer something almost as valuable: a laugh. And honestly? Sometimes that’s exactly what a new parent needs.
Equal parts supportive, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, this is a refreshingly honest alternative to traditional baby shower cards. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, and fellow millennials navigating parenthood one outrageous expense at a time.
Pro tip: Works for a new baby girl or boy — or goodness, even twins! (Just scratch out the word “baby” on the front and write “babies.” That’d be funny.)
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
This Card Is All I Could Afford
Congrats/New Baby
$3.00/e
Info:
Congrats, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a sweet illustration of two elephants — a parent and baby — holding heart-shaped balloons, set against a soft sage green background with delicate daisy accents. The message reads in playful mixed typography: “A baby is a blessing. I know what you’re thinking — ‘God, please DON’T be ugly!’ But don’t worry, you’ll be so TIRED, you won’t care.”
Available in two accent colors: pink (girl) and yellow (boy) — all versions included in the product images.
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Every New Parent Has the Thought. This Card Just Says It Out Loud
Maybe not out loud, but definitely somewhere deep in the panic: God, please don’t be ugly. And then the sleep deprivation hits, and you barely remember your own name, let alone care about anything else. This card is honest, outrageous, and surprisingly supportive all at once — which is exactly what new parents need.
Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates a refreshingly real alternative to the usual “Congratulations on your bundle of joy!” card.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Too Tired, Won’t Care
Congrats/New Baby
$3.00/e
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