Info:
Congrats, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a delightfully creepy vintage baby doll set against a bright lime green background scattered with cute illustrated bees and pastel flowers. The message reads in bold block letters: “Congrats on the New Baby! I live in America, and this card was all I could afford. Good luck!”
Website Product Description:
Diapers. Daycare. A college savings plan you’re already behind on. The emotional rollercoaster of new parenthood. This card won’t help with any of that — but it does offer something almost as valuable: a laugh. And honestly? Sometimes that’s exactly what a new parent needs.
Equal parts supportive, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, this is a refreshingly honest alternative to traditional baby shower cards. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, and fellow millennials navigating parenthood one outrageous expense at a time.
Pro tip: Works for a new baby girl or boy — or goodness, even twins! (Just scratch out the word “baby” on the front and write “babies.” That’d be funny.)
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Congrats, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a delightfully creepy vintage baby doll set against a bright lime green background scattered with cute illustrated bees and pastel flowers. The message reads in bold block letters: “Congrats on the New Baby! I live in America, and this card was all I could afford. Good luck!”
Website Product Description:
Diapers. Daycare. A college savings plan you’re already behind on. The emotional rollercoaster of new parenthood. This card won’t help with any of that — but it does offer something almost as valuable: a laugh. And honestly? Sometimes that’s exactly what a new parent needs.
Equal parts supportive, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, this is a refreshingly honest alternative to traditional baby shower cards. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, and fellow millennials navigating parenthood one outrageous expense at a time.
Pro tip: Works for a new baby girl or boy — or goodness, even twins! (Just scratch out the word “baby” on the front and write “babies.” That’d be funny.)
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
