Birthday Cards
Yay! Birthdays! Celebrate the big day with a humorous or somewhat snarky birthday card. A collection of fire farting skunks to sugary cupcakes... we've got just the right card for the birthday gal or guy. 
This funny and sarcastic birthday card is perfect for that friend who repeatedly does crazy things. Bonus points for the one who loves 70s-90s retro.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Front features a navy blue image of a mad scientist, digitally cut and stitched, along with the message “You’re still alive! Iconic. Happy B-Day.” Background has yellow lightening bolts.
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Iconic
Birthday
$6
This MATURE, for ADULTS ONLY, collage-style card will tell them what you really think!... in a fun way, of course. It features a bold halftone hand holding a cupcake, perfectly representing their birthday, along with the greeting: "Happy Birthday, Mother F**er" message on the front. The background is a bright, yellow-orange color with cartoon cats. It is the perfect card to give a best friend, family member, or co-worker who has a great sense of humor and doesn't take life too personally.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend Humorous Birthday Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Card Collage Style
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Happy Birthday, Motherf**er
Birthday
$6
This card was straight out of the mind of my 17-year-old. It features a bold graphic of an angry skunk and hand-drawn fire explosion, with a sarcastic and funny "you kinda suck" message on the front. The background is a bright, yellow-orange color. It is the perfect card to give a best friend, family member, or co-worker who has a great sense of humor and doesn't take life too personally.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend Humorous Birthday Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Card Collage Style
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
You Kinda Suck, BTW
Birthday
$6
Have a friend who you are surprised hasn't been arrested and booked a stay in jail yet? This card is for that friend, family member, or coworker who drinks too much or just parties a little too hard and you wish them luck this year.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend Humorous Birthday Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Card Collage Style
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
You’re Lucky (Arrested)
Birthday
$6
This funny birthday card is for that friend, family member, or co-worker that you seem to wonder how they've survived another year. Whether they repeatedly do dumb things, lack common sense, or just aren't all there, wish them a happy birthday with this card.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend Humorous Birthday Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Card Collage Style
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Survival of the Fittest
Birthday
$6
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