The Card That Says It Like It Is
Straight from the mind of a 17-year-old with impeccable comedic instincts — this card is for the friend who can take a joke and dish one right back. Bold, sarcastic, and just the right amount of rude, You Kinda Suck, BTW is the birthday card for people who are over the generic stuff.
Perfect for a best friend, sibling, or that coworker who definitely doesn’t take life too personally.
Don’t know what to say? Don’t know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but is afraid to.
About the Card:
The front features a bold graphic of an angry skunk paired with a hand-drawn fire explosion, set against a bright yellow-orange background. The message reads: “Happy Birthday! To You! You Kinda Suck, BTW.” Collage-style design with serious attitude.
Card Details:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
To keep costs low for you, we ship via USPS First-Class mail. We ask for a 3-day processing time, although each order generally ships within 1-2 days.
The Card That Says It Like It Is
Straight from the mind of a 17-year-old with impeccable comedic instincts — this card is for the friend who can take a joke and dish one right back. Bold, sarcastic, and just the right amount of rude, You Kinda Suck, BTW is the birthday card for people who are over the generic stuff.
Perfect for a best friend, sibling, or that coworker who definitely doesn’t take life too personally.
Don’t know what to say? Don’t know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but is afraid to.
About the Card:
The front features a bold graphic of an angry skunk paired with a hand-drawn fire explosion, set against a bright yellow-orange background. The message reads: “Happy Birthday! To You! You Kinda Suck, BTW.” Collage-style design with serious attitude.
Card Details:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
To keep costs low for you, we ship via USPS First-Class mail. We ask for a 3-day processing time, although each order generally ships within 1-2 days.
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