Emotionally Honest Greeting Cards for Real Life Moments
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor?
Send an emotionally honest greeting card and say what everyone is thinking but afraid to… NO HARD FEELINGS.
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These greeting cards are fresh off the press and available for sending to loved ones… or randoms, we don’t judge. 
Some emails should've stayed drafts. Featuring a bold graphic of a coiled rattlesnake poised to strike, this funny greeting card perfectly captures the energy of every unnecessary follow-up, redundant meeting invite, and "just circling back" message that pushes someone one step closer to their villain origin story.
This card features the message, "Circle back 1 more time. Dare you." Ideal for coworkers, bosses with a sense of humor, work besties, freelancers, entrepreneurs, and anyone who has survived corporate jargon with only mild emotional damage. Equal parts sarcastic and relatable, it's a hilarious way to say, I support you, but I also understand your rage.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
I Dare You
Wildcard
$6
Making amends isn't always easy—but sometimes a little humor can help break the ice. Featuring a tough-looking cat in a hoodie posing for a correctional facility mugshot, this funny recovery and apology greeting card pairs absurd artwork with the unforgettable message, "Sorry I stole your TV."
Whether you're acknowledging a past mistake, celebrating the courage it takes to make things right, or simply sharing a laugh with someone who appreciates honest humor, this card offers a lighthearted nod to second chances, personal growth, and owning your past. It's also a hilarious choice for anyone with a self-deprecating sense of humor or a friend who understands that we've all done things we'd rather not repeat.
Blank inside for your own message of apology, encouragement, congratulations, or support.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Stole Your TV
Everyday/Sobriety
$6
This funny anniversary greeting card puts a sarcastic spin on long-term relationships. Inside, your lucky recipient will find four exclusive, highly coveted coupons: one free thermostat adjustment, one free "you were right," one sincere compliment, and one argument where I'll pretend you make a valid point. Let's be honest—that last one alone is priceless.
Perfect for wives, girlfriends, fiancées, or partners looking for a playful anniversary card that's more clever than sappy, say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a vintage comic book style couple and the words “Congratulations on renewing your annual subscription to... me!” Background is a light blue.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
It Just Fits
Everyday/Anniversary
$6
Give this card to a friend, family member, friend, or coworker who needs get well soon wishes. Perfect for someone who recently had surgery, getting over an illness, or just needs cheering up. My husband dreamed this one up, and it reminds me of the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the world commercials.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front has a rancher ‘Marlboro’ style man smoking a cigar with a handmade drawing of cigar texture and smoke. It says, “I don’t always say get well… But when I do, they get better.” Background is turquoise and green organic shapes.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
They Get Better
Everyday/Get Well
$6
BECAUSE HALLMARK COULDN'T SAY IT
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