Yes, we are apparently living under constant surveillance now. And honestly? Someone should acknowledge that on your birthday. This card does exactly that — a little dark, a little absurd, and very much for the person who appreciates humor about modern life without needing a political lecture attached.
Open it up for the perfectly unsettling follow-up: “I see you.”
Perfect for husbands, brothers, dads, friends, coworkers, or your favorite conspiracy-curious birthday boy. Send it to the guy who will read it, laugh uncomfortably, and immediately look up at the nearest camera.
About the Card:
Features a bold line-art illustration of a man in a white shirt and black pants wearing a polka-dot party hat, covering his face with both hands in mortified embarrassment, while a security camera on a pole points directly at him — all set against a vivid red background absolutely covered in floating cartoon eyeballs staring in every direction. Chunky cream bubble typography at the top reads: “Happy Flocking Birthday!”
Card Details:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Inside: Message on inside, top right: “I see you:)”
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
To keep costs low for you, we ship via USPS First-Class mail. We ask for a 3-day processing time, although each order generally ships within 1-2 days.
Yes, we are apparently living under constant surveillance now. And honestly? Someone should acknowledge that on your birthday. This card does exactly that — a little dark, a little absurd, and very much for the person who appreciates humor about modern life without needing a political lecture attached.
Open it up for the perfectly unsettling follow-up: “I see you.”
Perfect for husbands, brothers, dads, friends, coworkers, or your favorite conspiracy-curious birthday boy. Send it to the guy who will read it, laugh uncomfortably, and immediately look up at the nearest camera.
About the Card:
Features a bold line-art illustration of a man in a white shirt and black pants wearing a polka-dot party hat, covering his face with both hands in mortified embarrassment, while a security camera on a pole points directly at him — all set against a vivid red background absolutely covered in floating cartoon eyeballs staring in every direction. Chunky cream bubble typography at the top reads: “Happy Flocking Birthday!”
Card Details:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Inside: Message on inside, top right: “I see you:)”
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
To keep costs low for you, we ship via USPS First-Class mail. We ask for a 3-day processing time, although each order generally ships within 1-2 days.
