Everyday Cards
Cards for the everyday moments, small milestones, and unexpected happenings that make up life.
Honestly sarcastic, a little inappropriate and witty, and perfect for the days that don’t come with a big holiday—but still deserve to be noticed.SYMPATHY / GET WELL
For when things are hard and words are… not great. These cards say something real—without the clichés, fluff, or forced positivity.
Because sometimes just showing up is what counts.
Life is tough. When your friends or loved ones go through struggles, this card will tell them you’re thinking of them... in a slightly sarcastic way, of course. Is it too soon to add humor to the situation?
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features red/orange stripes and apples, along with the message “Everything is Fine! (it was not)”.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Everything is Fine
Everyday/Sympathy
$6
Give this card to a friend, family member, friend, or coworker who needs get well soon wishes. Perfect for someone who recently had surgery, getting over an illness, or just needs cheering up. My husband dreamed this one up, and it reminds me of the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the world commercials.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front has a rancher ‘Marlboro’ style man smoking a cigar with a handmade drawing of cigar texture and smoke. It says, “I don’t always say get well… But when I do, they get better.” Background is turquoise and green organic shapes.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
They Get Better
Everyday/Get Well
$6
Give this colorful, illustrated rainbow feel better card to a friend, family member, coworker, or friend who is going through a hard time and needs an uplift. Perfect for someone who has recently experienced life stress, is going through depression, has had surgery, is getting over an illness, or just needs cheering up. When you don’t know what to say, sometimes just telling someone you’re thinking of them says it all.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front has a black and white print image of a hand with an illustrated, cute rainbow in the palm. It says, “I don’t have the right words, so here’s this card.” The background is a blue watercolor.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
The Right Words
Everyday/Sympathy
$6
Give this sarcastic, feel better card to a friend, family member, coworker, or friend who is going through a hard time and needs an uplift. Perfect for someone who has recently experienced life stress, is going through depression, has had surgery, is getting over an illness, or just needs cheering up. Extra kudos for those who like basketball. When you don’t know what to say, validate.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front has a middle finger spinning the earth like a basketball. It says, “Sorry life decided to be an asshole.” The background is a pattern of bright and colorful diagonal lines.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Life is Being an Asshole
Everyday/Sympathy
$6
GRADUATION
They survived school. That counts. Shop graduation cards that acknowledge the achievement—and the uncertainty waiting on the other side.
They graduated. Somehow. Against all odds (and probably a few questionable choices). This card is for giving the recent graduate credit where it’s due—and sending them off with just the right amount of confidence and concern.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny and sarcastic graduation card for son, daughter, friend, or family member. “Honestly, respect. You got through it. Good luck with… everything.” The front of this card features a black ink drawing of a studious elephant, with glasses, book, messenger bag, and graduation cap. Background is bright green with tiny x’s.
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Honestly, Respect
Everyday/Graduation
$6
For the graduate entering the real world with a degree, a vague plan, and a solid ability to fake it. Bright like a school bus and optimistic like their resume, this card says what everyone’s thinking.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny and sarcastic graduation card for son, daughter, friend, or family member. “Graduate, time to pretend u know what you’re doing.” The front of this card features bold black text on top of a bright yellow background and tiny white stars.
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Time to Pretend
Everyday/Graduation
$6
You’ve now got a graduate, yay! Now it’s time to break it to them that they need to get their shit together, because adulting is hard. It’s tough & expensive, so they better get a move on it. Oh yeah, and congratulations.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Graduation Card for Son or Daughter Sense of Humor Roommate Message Sarcastic Best Friend Graduation Funny Card for Family Member Graduation Bright Colors
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Adulting is Tough
Everyday/Graduation
$6
Tell your graduate it’s time to move out - in the nicest way possible. Maybe they’ve been a pain in the butt, maybe they’re 30 and living in the basement, who knows. Tell them both congratulations and get out, with this colorful card.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Graduation Card for Son or Daughter Sense of Humor Roommate Message Sarcastic Best Friend Graduation Bright Colors
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
You Finally Did It!
Everyday/Graduation
$6
sobriety / drug & alcohol recovery
Cards meant for sobriety milestones, hard days, and everything in between. They are honest, supportive, and grounded in real life, not perfection.
This card is great for a friend, family member, co-worker, or fellow recovery gal pal who you think deserves recognition for their hard work and determination staying sober from drugs and/or alcohol. Whether it be 24 hours or 10 years, life is tough. Navigating life while trying to remain sober? Tough tough.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny congratulations on staying sober card for friend or gal pal. Front has a roman statue, which has a doodle strategically placed for decency. The background is a turquoise color with smiling faces. Collage-inspired card. Inside blank.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Grab Your Attention?
Everyday/Sobriety
$6
This card is great for a friend, family member, co-worker, or fellow recovery buddy who you think deserves recognition for their hard work and determination staying sober, with a little vintage eye candy for good measure. Let them know you like them better sober, so hopefully they keep it up.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny congratulations on staying sober card for friend. Front has a vintage black and white halftone image of a woman in lingerie, which has been scratched out for decency. Background is gold. Collage-inspired card. Inside blank.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
I Like You Better
Everyday/Sobriety
$6
RANDOM CARDS
A random mix of cards meant for everyday occasions. 
We’re a Texas company, and local to us is the once was small town New Braunfels. We hate to say it, but we will anyway - it’s full of Californians now, bringing their ways and changing our once was small Texas town. Give them a few years, will they stay or will they go?
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to.
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
New Sandiego
Everyday
$6
This card was inspired by the sinkful of dirty dishes that seem to appear EVERY TIME I turn around. I thought it would be funny to say to my husband, "Want a card?" whenever he tells me that he did them... helping me, of course :-) If you know someone who could use a congratulations or good job when they do some chores, this is the card for you.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Congratulations on Doing the Dishes Card for Spouse Sense of Humor Roommate Message Sarcastic Everyday Cleaning Duties Bright Colors
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
You Did the Dishes…
Everyday/Congrats
$6
This card is great for a friend, family member, or co-worker who recently bought a new home. Tell them congratulations while also saying, welcome to being broke! Why? Because life is too short to lie.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Congratulations on Your New Home Card for Best Friend Humorous Milestone Sense of Humor Message Card Bright Colors Collage Style Card
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Congrats on New Home
Everyday/Congrats
$6
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