Every new parent has the thought. Maybe not out loud, but definitely somewhere deep in the panic. This funny new baby girl or boy card says what nobody admits while also acknowledging the very real truth that once the sleep deprivation hits, you’ll barely remember your own name, let alone care about anything else. Honest, outrageous, and surprisingly supportive all at once.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. This sarcastic congratulations greeting card features a cute illustration of two elephants with heart balloons, and the message "A baby is a blessing. I know what you're thinking, God please don't be ugly! But don't worry, you'll be so tired you won't care." Light green background. Blank inside.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Every new parent has the thought. Maybe not out loud, but definitely somewhere deep in the panic. This funny new baby girl or boy card says what nobody admits while also acknowledging the very real truth that once the sleep deprivation hits, you’ll barely remember your own name, let alone care about anything else. Honest, outrageous, and surprisingly supportive all at once.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. This sarcastic congratulations greeting card features a cute illustration of two elephants with heart balloons, and the message "A baby is a blessing. I know what you're thinking, God please don't be ugly! But don't worry, you'll be so tired you won't care." Light green background. Blank inside.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
