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Birthday Cards
Yay! Birthdays! Celebrate the big day with a humorous or somewhat snarky birthday card. A collection of fire farting skunks to sugary cupcakes... we've got just the right card for the birthday gal or guy.
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Birthday
$6
Happy Birthday, Motherf**er
Birthday
$6
You Kinda Suck, BTW
Birthday
$6
You’re Lucky (Arrested)
Birthday
$6
Survival of the Fittest
Birthday
$6
Use the links below or the menu at the top navigation to see all our cards:
Granny Panties
Everyday
$6
Married to a Talker
Everyday
$6
New Sandiego
Everyday
$6
Your New Home
Everyday / Congrats
$6
Personality
Everyday
$6
My Favorite Pain
Everyday / Love
$6
This Is Me Nice
Everyday / Love
$6
Love You Even When…
Everyday / Love
$6
You Did the Dishes!
Everyday
$6
Everything is Fine!
Everyday
$6
Who I Am
Everyday
$6
Our Dog Was Gay…
Everyday
$6
They Get Better
Everyday / Get Well
$6
Crafted in Texas. Designed by Humans.
We're not here to blend in. In a world flooded with generic, AI-generated designs, we’re taking a stand for creativity that actually means something. Born and based in Texas, our apparel company is fueled by human hands, sharp minds, and a relentless eye for detail. Every piece we create is original, intentional, and built to last — because good design shouldn't be soulless. Welcome to a brand that gives a damn.
