You know the one. The friend who parties a little too hard, drinks a little too much, and somehow keeps getting away with it. This card is your annual acknowledgment of their miraculous freedom – and a gentle wish that their luck holds out one more year.
ABOUT THE CARD:
The front features a bold collage-style design of a woman behind jail bars, holding a wine bottle and a cocktail, with the message: "Congrats! You survived another year without being arrested." Bring, chaotic, and perfectly on-brand for that one friend.
CARD DETAILS:
Card: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-Friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 kraft square flap & self-sealing envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
SHIPPING:
To keep costs low for you, we ship via USPS First-Class mail. We ask for a 3-day processing time, although each order generally ships within 1-2 days.
You know the one. The friend who parties a little too hard, drinks a little too much, and somehow keeps getting away with it. This card is your annual acknowledgment of their miraculous freedom – and a gentle wish that their luck holds out one more year.
ABOUT THE CARD:
The front features a bold collage-style design of a woman behind jail bars, holding a wine bottle and a cocktail, with the message: "Congrats! You survived another year without being arrested." Bring, chaotic, and perfectly on-brand for that one friend.
CARD DETAILS:
Card: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-Friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 kraft square flap & self-sealing envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
SHIPPING:
To keep costs low for you, we ship via USPS First-Class mail. We ask for a 3-day processing time, although each order generally ships within 1-2 days.
