Unfiltered (Naughty) Cards
Honest cards, just less polite. Bold, text only sentiments for work coworkers, friends, and other bad influences.
P.S. This line has a potty mouth, so not for small eyeballs.
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Ice blue card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "Fuck Fickity Fuck Fuck." No fluff. Just the truth.
Website Product Description:
Sometimes Four Words Say It All
No explanation needed. No apology required. When you've got nothing good to say — and you're totally fine with that — this card says it just fine. Honest cards, just less polite.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who will absolutely appreciate the sentiment and probably frame it on their desk.
Don't know what to say? Don't have the nerve? Let the card do the dirty work.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Fickity Fuck
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
White card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "I hate people, you're ok." Simple. Sincere. Devastating in the best way.
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The Highest Compliment You Can Give
Let's be honest — people are a lot. But every once in a while, someone comes along who is just... ok. And that? That's everything. This card is for the rare human who made the cut.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who knows exactly what this means and will absolutely take it as the glowing endorsement it is.
Don't know how to say "I love you" without cringing? This card does it for you.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
I Hate People
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Sapphire blue card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "This is some bullshit." Blunt. Accurate. Deeply relatable.
Website Product Description:
Life Isn't Fair. Say It Louder
Sometimes things go sideways, the universe doesn't cooperate, and the only honest response is four words. This card gets it. No sugarcoating, no silver lining — just pure, unfiltered solidarity.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who is currently in the middle of a moment and needs someone to just... get it.
Don't know what to say? This card says exactly what needs to be said.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
This is Some Bullshit
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Pink card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "Yes ok I'm fucking jealous." Honest. Unapologetic. Weirdly endearing.
Website Product Description:
Accountability Has Never Looked This Good
You know what? Fine. Yes. Jealous. Fully, completely, not even a little bit ashamed about it. This card skips the denial phase entirely and goes straight to radical honesty — which, honestly, is kind of admirable.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who will respect the transparency and probably feel a little flattered about it too.
Can't find the words? Too proud to admit it out loud? Let the card take the hit for you.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
I’m Fucking Jealous
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Bold White, text-only design. The front reads: "Absolutely Not." Clear. Final. No further questions.
Website Product Description:
Some Questions Answer Themselves
You know that person. The one who asks the obvious question, floats the ridiculous idea, or somehow still needs confirmation on something that was never, ever going to happen. This card is for them. Politely? No. Accurately? Absolutely.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who will immediately know exactly what this is about and probably deserved it.
Can't find the words? Already said them out loud? Now say it in writing.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Absolutely Not
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Crayon green card in a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "If you quit, I quit." Loyal. Dramatic. Completely sincere.
Website Product Description:
The Ultimate Declaration of Workplace Loyalty
Some bonds transcend job titles, org charts, and whatever HR has to say about it. This card is for the coworker who makes the whole thing bearable — the one whose departure would make staying completely non-negotiable. It's solidarity. It's love. It's also a little bit of a threat.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who needs to know that wherever they go, the decision has already been made.
Want to let them know how much you care? Hand them this card and let it sink in.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
You Quit, I Quit
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Lavender purple card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "For Fuck's Sake." Concise. Cathartic. Universally relatable.
Website Product Description:
When Deep Thoughts Fail, Three Words Will Do
Life is full of small absurdities, daily frustrations, and moments where politeness feels like a complete and total lie. This card skips the pleasantries and gets straight to the point — a simple, heartfelt message for every time the universe just won't cooperate.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who will read it, exhale deeply, and feel genuinely understood.
Nothing left to say? Politeness has officially left the building? This card steps in.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
For Fuck’s Sake
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Mint green card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "Fuck This Shit." Honest. Accurate. Deeply satisfying to send.
Website Product Description:
Some Situations Call for Complete Honesty
Whether it's a project, a meeting, a conversation, or an assignment handed down from above — sometimes the only accurate response is three words. This card gets it. No spin, no silver lining, just pure unfiltered solidarity with whoever is currently over it.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who is deep in a situation and needs someone to acknowledge the obvious. Just maybe don't give it to your boss. Unless you're cool like that.
Words failing you? Done being diplomatic? This card handles it.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Fuck This Shit
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Light turquoise card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "You're a Good One." Simple. Sincere. The kind of thing people keep.
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Some People Just Make Everything Better
You know the ones. They show up, they listen, they make things lighter and easier just by being around. This card is for that person — the one who genuinely makes your world a little better and deserves to hear it, no question.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who has quietly been one of the good ones all along and probably doesn't hear it enough.
Not great with words? Better at showing up than speaking up? This card says it for you.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
A Good One
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
School bus yellow card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "I support your bad decisions." Unconditional. Unapologetic. The highest form of friendship.
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Not Stopping You. Just Showing Up for the Aftermath
Look, you're not here to judge. You're here to enable — responsibly, lovingly, and with full commitment to being there when it all shakes out. This card makes it official. Enabling? Maybe. Supportive? Absolutely. Ride or die? Without question.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who needs to know that whatever they're about to do, you're not going to stop them — and you'll be right there for the debrief.
Can't talk them out of it? Don't want to? At least make it official.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Bad Decisions
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Orange card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "You're my favorite coworker, don't fuck it up." Warm. Direct. Motivating in the best possible way.
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Office Charm, Unfiltered
It's a compliment. It's a warning. It's both at the same time, and somehow that makes it even more meaningful. This card is for the coworker who has earned the top spot — and should probably know the stakes involved in keeping it.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who will laugh, feel genuinely honored, and maybe just slightly keep it in mind going forward.
Want to spread some office charm without being too soft about it? This card handles it perfectly.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Favorite Coworker
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Wine colored card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "Bet you wish you never said you had nothing to do." Sympathetic. Knowing. Deeply relatable.
Website Product Description:
Lesson Learned the Hard Way
There's a moment — a brief, terrible moment — when someone says "I'm bored" or "I don't have much going on" at work. And then the universe responds. This card is for that person. The one who said it. The one who now deeply, deeply regrets it.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who made the mistake of admitting they had a free moment — and is now living the consequences. Share those sympathies. And the behind-the-back chuckles.
Nothing to say? Everything to say? This card says it with love. Mostly.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Nothing to Do
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Lemon-lime card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "Look at you overachieving." Celebratory. Passive-aggressive. Genuinely well-deserved.
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We See You. We're Impressed. We're Also a Little Annoyed
There's that person. The one who somehow does it all, does it well, and makes the rest of us look like we're barely trying. This card acknowledges their hard work with full sincerity — and just a tiny hint of passive-aggressive admiration from someone who secretly wishes they had that kind of dedication.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who is absolutely crushing it and deserves to be called out for it.
Want to say "I see you" without fully committing to being inspired? This card nails it.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Overachieving
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Pink purple card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "I give you permission to regret nothing till morning." Encouraging. Irresponsible. Exactly what they needed to hear.
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Official Authorization. Use Wisely
Sometimes all you need is someone to say it out loud: go. Have the night. Make the choices. Regret absolutely nothing until the sun comes up — and even then, maybe wait until after coffee. This card is that person. Consider it a formal blessing.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who is on the fence about a late night out and just needs one final nudge from someone who fully supports the decision.
Want to be the best bad influence in the room? Hand them this card and watch what happens.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Permission
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Light burnt orange card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "Thankful as Shit." Warm. Genuine. Refreshingly to the point.
Website Product Description:
Gratitude. No Further Elaboration Needed
Gratitude is real. It's just also a little much sometimes — the toasts, the reflections, the going around the table. This card cuts straight to it: yes, thankful, deeply, no further elaboration needed. For the people who make the whole thing worth showing up for.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who you are genuinely, unambiguously grateful for — you just prefer to say it like this.
Not great at the heartfelt stuff? This card does the heavy lifting.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Thankful As Shit
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Wine colored card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "Living the Dream... Unfortunately." Relatable. Resigned. Deeply, deeply funny.
Website Product Description:
Fully, Technically Living the Dream
It's fine. Everything is fine. You're up, you're dressed, you're here — and that alone deserves some kind of recognition. This card is for the person who is fully, technically living the dream, and yet somehow that's the funniest part of all of it.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who show up every day with a smile that says "I'm doing great" and eyes that say something entirely different.
Nothing left to say? Already said it all? This card finishes the sentence.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Living the Dream
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Crayon green card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "You're the Bombdiggity." Nostalgic. Enthusiastic. Absolutely the highest honor.
Website Product Description:
The Highest Honor. No Notes
Some people are just it. Not just good, not just great — the actual, undeniable, no-question-about-it bombdiggity. It's the highest compliment from a simpler time, and it still holds up. This card is for the person who earns it without even trying.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who is, objectively, the bombdiggity — and probably hasn't heard it nearly enough lately.
Can't find the right words? Stuck in the 90s? Same. This card nails it.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (5.5” x 4.25")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Unfiltered, $2.50/each, 6-pack ($15.00 total)
Dark red card with a bold, text-only design. The front reads: "Overstimulated but Festive." Chaotic. Cheerful. Painfully accurate.
Website Product Description:
Deeply in the Spirit. Also Completely at Capacity
The lights, the music, the family, the obligations, the cookies, the more cookies — the holidays are a full sensory experience and somehow you're still showing up with a smile. Barely. But still. This card is for everyone who is deeply, completely in the spirit while also being absolutely at capacity.
Perfect for your favorite coworker, bestie, or other bad influences who is holding it together through the holiday chaos and deserves to be seen for the effort.
Can't find the words? Too overstimulated to write them? This card gets it.
Specifications:
Size: A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A2 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (4.375" x 5.75") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Overstimulated But Festive
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
Bombdiggity
Unfiltered
$2.50/e
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