Skip the sentimental verse. This bold, collage-style birthday card gets straight to the point — and your recipient will love you for it. Whether it’s your best friend, a sibling, or that coworker with an excellent sense of humor, this card delivers the birthday message they actually deserve.
About the Card:
The front features a bold halftone hand holding a sprinkle cupcake with a birthday candle, set against a bright yellow-orange background covered in cartoon cats. The greeting reads: “Happy Birthday, Mother F**ker.” Collage-style design with maximum personality.
⚠️ Mature content. Intended for adults only.
Card Details:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
To keep costs low for you, we ship via USPS First-Class mail. We ask for a 3-day processing time, although each order generally ships within 1-2 days.
Skip the sentimental verse. This bold, collage-style birthday card gets straight to the point — and your recipient will love you for it. Whether it’s your best friend, a sibling, or that coworker with an excellent sense of humor, this card delivers the birthday message they actually deserve.
About the Card:
The front features a bold halftone hand holding a sprinkle cupcake with a birthday candle, set against a bright yellow-orange background covered in cartoon cats. The greeting reads: “Happy Birthday, Mother F**ker.” Collage-style design with maximum personality.
⚠️ Mature content. Intended for adults only.
Card Details:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
To keep costs low for you, we ship via USPS First-Class mail. We ask for a 3-day processing time, although each order generally ships within 1-2 days.
