Every group has one. The person who does the dumbest things, somehow lacks basic common sense, and yet miraculously survives another year. This card is Darwin’s way of saying happy birthday.
Whether they’re your best friend, a family member, or that coworker who makes you question everything, this card says what you’ve all been thinking: it’s genuinely impressive they’ve made it this far.
About the Card:
The front features a gleefully reckless guy riding a shopping cart in a bike helmet with his hands in the air, set against a bold blue floral background. The message reads: “Happy Birthday. I’m honestly surprised ‘survival of the fittest’ hasn’t kicked in yet.” Collage-style design with maximum chaotic energy.
Card Details:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
To keep costs low for you, we ship via USPS First-Class mail. We ask for a 3-day processing time, although each order generally ships within 1-2 days.
Every group has one. The person who does the dumbest things, somehow lacks basic common sense, and yet miraculously survives another year. This card is Darwin’s way of saying happy birthday.
Whether they’re your best friend, a family member, or that coworker who makes you question everything, this card says what you’ve all been thinking: it’s genuinely impressive they’ve made it this far.
About the Card:
The front features a gleefully reckless guy riding a shopping cart in a bike helmet with his hands in the air, set against a bold blue floral background. The message reads: “Happy Birthday. I’m honestly surprised ‘survival of the fittest’ hasn’t kicked in yet.” Collage-style design with maximum chaotic energy.
Card Details:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
To keep costs low for you, we ship via USPS First-Class mail. We ask for a 3-day processing time, although each order generally ships within 1-2 days.
