Babies are expensive. Like, alarmingly expensive. So while this funny new baby card may not help with diapers, daycare, college savings, or the emotional rollercoaster of new parenthood, it does offer something almost as valuable: a laugh. It works for a new baby girl or boy… or goodness, even twins! (just scratch out the word baby on the front and write babies, that’d be funny)
Featuring a delightfully creepy vintage baby doll and the message, "Congrats on the new baby! I live in America, and this card is all I could afford. Good luck!", this absurd congratulations card is perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, and fellow millennials navigating parenthood one outrageous expense at a time. Equal parts supportive, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, it's a refreshingly honest alternative to traditional baby shower cards. Light green background with cute bees and flowers. Blank inside.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Babies are expensive. Like, alarmingly expensive. So while this funny new baby card may not help with diapers, daycare, college savings, or the emotional rollercoaster of new parenthood, it does offer something almost as valuable: a laugh. It works for a new baby girl or boy… or goodness, even twins! (just scratch out the word baby on the front and write babies, that’d be funny)
Featuring a delightfully creepy vintage baby doll and the message, "Congrats on the new baby! I live in America, and this card is all I could afford. Good luck!", this absurd congratulations card is perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, and fellow millennials navigating parenthood one outrageous expense at a time. Equal parts supportive, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, it's a refreshingly honest alternative to traditional baby shower cards. Light green background with cute bees and flowers. Blank inside.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
