Because That's How Friendship Works
Sometimes love is complicated. Sometimes friendship involves questionable language, a healthy amount of sarcasm, and telling someone exactly where they can go—all while making sure they know you care. This card captures that particular kind of affection: the people you can lovingly insult, relentlessly tease, and still count on when it matters. It's equal parts attitude and appreciation, with a vintage circus clown delivering the message we all occasionally need to hear.
Perfect for best friends, partners, siblings, military buddies, longtime friends, and anyone whose love language involves sarcasm, profanity, and giving each other a hard time. Whether it's for a birthday, a random thinking-of-you moment, or simply reminding someone that they're an important pain in your ass, this card delivers the perfect combination of “fuck you” and “I've got your back.”
Features a bold, vintage-inspired collage illustration of a mischievous, polka-dot-clad circus clown holding a cocktail glass in one hand and a bottle in the other, looking like he's ready to celebrate—or cause a little trouble. Set against a vibrant orange background decorated with playful retro shapes, stars, and graphic accents, the design combines quirky vintage imagery with oversized, eye-catching typography.
Card Details:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
To keep costs low for you, we ship via USPS First-Class mail. We ask for a 3-day processing time, although each order generally ships within 1-2 days.
Because That's How Friendship Works
Sometimes love is complicated. Sometimes friendship involves questionable language, a healthy amount of sarcasm, and telling someone exactly where they can go—all while making sure they know you care. This card captures that particular kind of affection: the people you can lovingly insult, relentlessly tease, and still count on when it matters. It's equal parts attitude and appreciation, with a vintage circus clown delivering the message we all occasionally need to hear.
Perfect for best friends, partners, siblings, military buddies, longtime friends, and anyone whose love language involves sarcasm, profanity, and giving each other a hard time. Whether it's for a birthday, a random thinking-of-you moment, or simply reminding someone that they're an important pain in your ass, this card delivers the perfect combination of “fuck you” and “I've got your back.”
Features a bold, vintage-inspired collage illustration of a mischievous, polka-dot-clad circus clown holding a cocktail glass in one hand and a bottle in the other, looking like he's ready to celebrate—or cause a little trouble. Set against a vibrant orange background decorated with playful retro shapes, stars, and graphic accents, the design combines quirky vintage imagery with oversized, eye-catching typography.
Card Details:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
To keep costs low for you, we ship via USPS First-Class mail. We ask for a 3-day processing time, although each order generally ships within 1-2 days.
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