Info:
Congrats, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
A bold collage-style design featuring a man in a leather jacket holding up house keys, his head replaced by a crying purple balloon with hand-drawn tears. The background is light green with large polka dots and hand-scrawled dollar signs. The message reads in chunky mixed typography: “Congrats on Your New Home! How does it feel to be in debt up to your eyeballs?”
Website Product Description:
They did it. They bought a house. And now they’re in debt up to their eyeballs, the HVAC will probably break in six months, and they’re genuinely excited about a new vacuum. This card celebrates all of that — because life is too short to lie, and your friends deserve the truth wrapped in bright colors and a crying balloon head.
Perfect for a friend, family member, or coworker who just closed on their first home (or their third, because apparently some people never learn). Give them the congratulations they deserve and the reality check they need.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Congrats, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
A bold collage-style design featuring a man in a leather jacket holding up house keys, his head replaced by a crying purple balloon with hand-drawn tears. The background is light green with large polka dots and hand-scrawled dollar signs. The message reads in chunky mixed typography: “Congrats on Your New Home! How does it feel to be in debt up to your eyeballs?”
Website Product Description:
They did it. They bought a house. And now they’re in debt up to their eyeballs, the HVAC will probably break in six months, and they’re genuinely excited about a new vacuum. This card celebrates all of that — because life is too short to lie, and your friends deserve the truth wrapped in bright colors and a crying balloon head.
Perfect for a friend, family member, or coworker who just closed on their first home (or their third, because apparently some people never learn). Give them the congratulations they deserve and the reality check they need.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
