Info:
Sobriety/Recovery, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a tough-looking tabby cat in a yellow hoodie and blue mirrored Ray-Ban sunglasses, posed for a correctional facility mugshot against bold orange vertical stripes. A Department of Corrections placard reads inmate number 465901312. The message at the top reads in chunky black block letters: “Sorry I stole your TV.”
Website Product Description:
Recovery is hard. Making amends is harder. And finding the right words? Nearly impossible. This card skips the impossible part and goes straight to absurdist honesty — because sometimes the best way to say “I’m sorry” is with a mugshot cat in a yellow hoodie and Ray-Bans.
Whether you’re acknowledging a past mistake, celebrating the courage it takes to make things right, or simply sharing a laugh with someone who appreciates honest humor, this card offers a lighthearted nod to second chances, personal growth, and owning your past. It’s also a hilarious choice for anyone with a self-deprecating sense of humor or a friend who understands that we’ve all done things we’d rather not repeat.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Sobriety/Recovery, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a tough-looking tabby cat in a yellow hoodie and blue mirrored Ray-Ban sunglasses, posed for a correctional facility mugshot against bold orange vertical stripes. A Department of Corrections placard reads inmate number 465901312. The message at the top reads in chunky black block letters: “Sorry I stole your TV.”
Website Product Description:
Recovery is hard. Making amends is harder. And finding the right words? Nearly impossible. This card skips the impossible part and goes straight to absurdist honesty — because sometimes the best way to say “I’m sorry” is with a mugshot cat in a yellow hoodie and Ray-Bans.
Whether you’re acknowledging a past mistake, celebrating the courage it takes to make things right, or simply sharing a laugh with someone who appreciates honest humor, this card offers a lighthearted nod to second chances, personal growth, and owning your past. It’s also a hilarious choice for anyone with a self-deprecating sense of humor or a friend who understands that we’ve all done things we’d rather not repeat.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
