Time to Pretend - 6pk

$18.00

Info:

Graduation, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

Features bold, oversized dark serif text on a bright school-bus yellow background scattered with tiny white stars. A flowing white script reads “Graduate” at the top, with the main message in commanding block letters: “Time to pretend u know what you’re doing.” Minimal, punchy, and impossible to miss.

Website Product Description:

A Degree, a Vague Plan, and a Solid Ability to Fake It

They’ve got the diploma. Now comes the part where they walk confidently into the world and pretend they know exactly what they’re doing. Spoiler: nobody does. But this card celebrates that beautiful, universal truth with the optimism of a freshly printed resume and the brightness of a school bus.

Perfect for a son, daughter, best friend, roommate, or any family member who just graduated and is about to figure out adulthood one confident bluff at a time.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.

Info:

Graduation, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

Features bold, oversized dark serif text on a bright school-bus yellow background scattered with tiny white stars. A flowing white script reads “Graduate” at the top, with the main message in commanding block letters: “Time to pretend u know what you’re doing.” Minimal, punchy, and impossible to miss.

Website Product Description:

A Degree, a Vague Plan, and a Solid Ability to Fake It

They’ve got the diploma. Now comes the part where they walk confidently into the world and pretend they know exactly what they’re doing. Spoiler: nobody does. But this card celebrates that beautiful, universal truth with the optimism of a freshly printed resume and the brightness of a school bus.

Perfect for a son, daughter, best friend, roommate, or any family member who just graduated and is about to figure out adulthood one confident bluff at a time.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.