Info:
Congrats, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a sweet illustration of two elephants — a parent and baby — holding heart-shaped balloons, set against a soft sage green background with delicate daisy accents. The message reads in playful mixed typography: “A baby is a blessing. I know what you’re thinking — ‘God, please DON’T be ugly!’ But don’t worry, you’ll be so TIRED, you won’t care.”
Available in two accent colors: pink (girl) and yellow (boy) — all versions included in the product images.
Website Product Description:
Maybe not out loud, but definitely somewhere deep in the panic: God, please don’t be ugly. And then the sleep deprivation hits, and you barely remember your own name, let alone care about anything else. This card is honest, outrageous, and surprisingly supportive all at once — which is exactly what new parents need.
Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates a refreshingly real alternative to the usual “Congratulations on your bundle of joy!” card.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Congrats, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a sweet illustration of two elephants — a parent and baby — holding heart-shaped balloons, set against a soft sage green background with delicate daisy accents. The message reads in playful mixed typography: “A baby is a blessing. I know what you’re thinking — ‘God, please DON’T be ugly!’ But don’t worry, you’ll be so TIRED, you won’t care.”
Available in two accent colors: pink (girl) and yellow (boy) — all versions included in the product images.
Website Product Description:
Maybe not out loud, but definitely somewhere deep in the panic: God, please don’t be ugly. And then the sleep deprivation hits, and you barely remember your own name, let alone care about anything else. This card is honest, outrageous, and surprisingly supportive all at once — which is exactly what new parents need.
Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates a refreshingly real alternative to the usual “Congratulations on your bundle of joy!” card.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
