Info:
Wildcard, Get Well $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Bold comic-style design on a bright yellow-orange background featuring green cartoon bombs mid-drop and a dramatic mushroom cloud explosion. The message reads: “WW3. You are f*cked!! We’re all f*cked.” Loud, chaotic, and completely committed to the energy.
Website Product Description:
Sometimes life feels like a lot. Like, a lot a lot. This card is for the person in your life who gets it — who laughs at the absurdity of it all and appreciates a card that doesn’t sugarcoat a single thing.
Whether it’s a birthday, a rough week, a promotion, or just a Tuesday that feels like geopolitical collapse, this card says exactly what everyone is already thinking.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Wildcard, Get Well $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Bold comic-style design on a bright yellow-orange background featuring green cartoon bombs mid-drop and a dramatic mushroom cloud explosion. The message reads: “WW3. You are f*cked!! We’re all f*cked.” Loud, chaotic, and completely committed to the energy.
Website Product Description:
Sometimes life feels like a lot. Like, a lot a lot. This card is for the person in your life who gets it — who laughs at the absurdity of it all and appreciates a card that doesn’t sugarcoat a single thing.
Whether it’s a birthday, a rough week, a promotion, or just a Tuesday that feels like geopolitical collapse, this card says exactly what everyone is already thinking.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
