Info:
Wildcard, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a pug in a white onesie, rhinestone cat-eye glasses, and a polka dot bow tie, smoking a cigarette against a full rainbow background. The message reads: “Our dog was gay, so we put it down. Happy Pride Month.” Bold, collage-style, and completely committed to the bit. RIP Elton Gone is memorialized in the corner.
Website Product Description:
Pride month is for everyone — including the straight bros who want to show up but aren’t sure how. This card is for them. It’s absurd, it’s bright, it’s a little unhinged, and it’s exactly the kind of thing that makes someone snort-laugh and immediately text a photo to their group chat.
RIP Elton Gone. He lived in rhinestone sunglasses and a bow tie, and he wouldn’t have had it any other way.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Wildcard, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a pug in a white onesie, rhinestone cat-eye glasses, and a polka dot bow tie, smoking a cigarette against a full rainbow background. The message reads: “Our dog was gay, so we put it down. Happy Pride Month.” Bold, collage-style, and completely committed to the bit. RIP Elton Gone is memorialized in the corner.
Website Product Description:
Pride month is for everyone — including the straight bros who want to show up but aren’t sure how. This card is for them. It’s absurd, it’s bright, it’s a little unhinged, and it’s exactly the kind of thing that makes someone snort-laugh and immediately text a photo to their group chat.
RIP Elton Gone. He lived in rhinestone sunglasses and a bow tie, and he wouldn’t have had it any other way.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
