Info:
Wildcard/Birthday/Everyday, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a laid-back gorilla in oversized novelty sunglasses, living his best life against a bold green background scattered with turquoise leaves. Collage-style design with maximum personality and minimum apology.
Website Product Description:
You know exactly who this card is for. The one who moves through life completely unbothered, unapologetically themselves, and somehow makes it all look effortless. This card doesn’t need much explanation — the front says it all.
“Saw this. Thought of you. It just fits.”
Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, sending a just-because laugh, or simply acknowledging that their chaotic good energy is one of your favorite things about them — this card delivers equal parts absurdity, affection, and zero judgment.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Wildcard/Birthday/Everyday, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a laid-back gorilla in oversized novelty sunglasses, living his best life against a bold green background scattered with turquoise leaves. Collage-style design with maximum personality and minimum apology.
Website Product Description:
You know exactly who this card is for. The one who moves through life completely unbothered, unapologetically themselves, and somehow makes it all look effortless. This card doesn’t need much explanation — the front says it all.
“Saw this. Thought of you. It just fits.”
Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, sending a just-because laugh, or simply acknowledging that their chaotic good energy is one of your favorite things about them — this card delivers equal parts absurdity, affection, and zero judgment.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
