Shit Happens - 6pk

$18.00

Info:

Wildcard/Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

Features a vintage golden illustration of a dog in a very compromising position, framed by a bold pink and white diagonal stripe border. The message reads: “Sh*t Happens. Get Over It. Respectfully, of course.” Clean white background, maximum comedic impact.

Website Product Description:

Sometimes the Most Supportive Thing You Can Say Is the Most Honest Thing

Life is messy. Plans fall apart. Things go sideways. And sometimes the person you love just needs someone to acknowledge it — with a squatting dog and zero sugarcoating.

This card works for get well wishes, rough patches, bad weeks, or any moment that calls for a little irreverent encouragement. Equal parts blunt and affectionate, it says: I see you. I support you. Also, get over it.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.

Info:

Wildcard/Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

Features a vintage golden illustration of a dog in a very compromising position, framed by a bold pink and white diagonal stripe border. The message reads: “Sh*t Happens. Get Over It. Respectfully, of course.” Clean white background, maximum comedic impact.

Website Product Description:

Sometimes the Most Supportive Thing You Can Say Is the Most Honest Thing

Life is messy. Plans fall apart. Things go sideways. And sometimes the person you love just needs someone to acknowledge it — with a squatting dog and zero sugarcoating.

This card works for get well wishes, rough patches, bad weeks, or any moment that calls for a little irreverent encouragement. Equal parts blunt and affectionate, it says: I see you. I support you. Also, get over it.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.