Info:
Anniversary, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a vintage halftone image of a woman fresh out of the shower, wrapped in a towel with wet hair, set against a bold retro pattern of green, purple, and pink arches. The message reads in playful mixed typography: “Love is: Engaging in a 30-minute conversation because you weren’t sneaky enough exiting the shower, when all you want to do is lay down and watch tv… AND SOMEHOW STILL BEING OK WITH IT.” Finished with a bold handwritten script: “Happy Anniversary!”
Website Product Description:
You thought you were being sneaky. You timed it perfectly. You were so close to the couch, the remote, and sweet, sweet silence. And then — eye contact. This card is for everyone who has been there, done that, and somehow still chose to stay married anyway. Because that’s what love actually is.
Inspired by real-life marriage and what it means to be truly, comfortably, hilariously committed to another person — talker and all. Perfect for those who have been married for a while, or those who have skipped straight to the comfortable stage.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Anniversary, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a vintage halftone image of a woman fresh out of the shower, wrapped in a towel with wet hair, set against a bold retro pattern of green, purple, and pink arches. The message reads in playful mixed typography: “Love is: Engaging in a 30-minute conversation because you weren’t sneaky enough exiting the shower, when all you want to do is lay down and watch tv… AND SOMEHOW STILL BEING OK WITH IT.” Finished with a bold handwritten script: “Happy Anniversary!”
Website Product Description:
You thought you were being sneaky. You timed it perfectly. You were so close to the couch, the remote, and sweet, sweet silence. And then — eye contact. This card is for everyone who has been there, done that, and somehow still chose to stay married anyway. Because that’s what love actually is.
Inspired by real-life marriage and what it means to be truly, comfortably, hilariously committed to another person — talker and all. Perfect for those who have been married for a while, or those who have skipped straight to the comfortable stage.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
