Info:
Anniversary, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features an attractive vintage paper doll in hand-drawn floral brief underwear, set against a vibrant rainbow swirl background of orange, red, pink, and yellow with tiny scattered daisies. The message reads in bold mixed typography: “Love is: Knowing you wear tattered granny panties every day of the week and still thinking you’re sexy as hell.” Finished with a flowing handwritten script: “Happy Anniversary!” and two little red hearts.
Website Product Description:
This card was born from real-life marriage — the comfortable, honest, slightly chaotic kind where you’ve long since skipped the pretense and gone straight to the good stuff. If you’ve been married long enough to know exactly what’s in the underwear drawer, this is the card for you.
Geared toward a husband giving to his wife (but hey, no judgments here), this anniversary card celebrates what real love actually looks like: tattered granny panties, tiny daisies, and still thinking she’s the most attractive person in the room.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Anniversary, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features an attractive vintage paper doll in hand-drawn floral brief underwear, set against a vibrant rainbow swirl background of orange, red, pink, and yellow with tiny scattered daisies. The message reads in bold mixed typography: “Love is: Knowing you wear tattered granny panties every day of the week and still thinking you’re sexy as hell.” Finished with a flowing handwritten script: “Happy Anniversary!” and two little red hearts.
Website Product Description:
This card was born from real-life marriage — the comfortable, honest, slightly chaotic kind where you’ve long since skipped the pretense and gone straight to the good stuff. If you’ve been married long enough to know exactly what’s in the underwear drawer, this is the card for you.
Geared toward a husband giving to his wife (but hey, no judgments here), this anniversary card celebrates what real love actually looks like: tattered granny panties, tiny daisies, and still thinking she’s the most attractive person in the room.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
