Info:
Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a ringed hand flipping the middle finger while spinning the earth like a basketball, set against a bold background of bright, colorful diagonal stripes in pink, yellow, blue, and green. The message reads: “Sorry life decided to be an asshole.” Collage-style design with maximum validation energy.
Website Product Description:
Sometimes the most supportive thing you can do is acknowledge the obvious: life can be a real jerk. This card skips the hollow platitudes and goes straight to honest, irreverent solidarity — for the friend, family member, coworker, or anyone who just needs someone to say, yeah, that sucks, and I see you.
Perfect for someone going through life stress, depression, illness, surgery recovery, or just a rough patch that needs a little cheering up. Extra kudos for those who appreciate basketball.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Sympathy/Get Well, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a ringed hand flipping the middle finger while spinning the earth like a basketball, set against a bold background of bright, colorful diagonal stripes in pink, yellow, blue, and green. The message reads: “Sorry life decided to be an asshole.” Collage-style design with maximum validation energy.
Website Product Description:
Sometimes the most supportive thing you can do is acknowledge the obvious: life can be a real jerk. This card skips the hollow platitudes and goes straight to honest, irreverent solidarity — for the friend, family member, coworker, or anyone who just needs someone to say, yeah, that sucks, and I see you.
Perfect for someone going through life stress, depression, illness, surgery recovery, or just a rough patch that needs a little cheering up. Extra kudos for those who appreciate basketball.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
