Granny Panties

$6.00

Geared more toward a man giving to his wife (but hey, no judgments here), this anniversary card is for those who have been married for a while, or those who have skipped straight to the comfortable stage. Say what it’s like being married, in a funny way. It was inspired by my own marriage and what it means to be real-life married, granny panties and all.

Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features an attractive vintage paper doll, hand-drawn floral brief underwear, tiny daisies, and the words “Love is: Knowing you wear tattered granny panties every day of the week and still thinking you’re sexy as hell.” Background is a rainbow of colors.

Features:

  • Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Goodness: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

  • Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message

  • Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection

Geared more toward a man giving to his wife (but hey, no judgments here), this anniversary card is for those who have been married for a while, or those who have skipped straight to the comfortable stage. Say what it’s like being married, in a funny way. It was inspired by my own marriage and what it means to be real-life married, granny panties and all.

Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features an attractive vintage paper doll, hand-drawn floral brief underwear, tiny daisies, and the words “Love is: Knowing you wear tattered granny panties every day of the week and still thinking you’re sexy as hell.” Background is a rainbow of colors.

Features:

  • Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Goodness: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

  • Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message

  • Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection