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$6.00

This funny anniversary greeting card puts a sarcastic spin on long-term relationships. Inside, your lucky recipient will find four exclusive, highly coveted coupons: one free thermostat adjustment, one free "you were right," one sincere compliment, and one argument where I'll pretend you make a valid point. Let's be honest—that last one alone is priceless.

Perfect for wives, girlfriends, fiancées, or partners looking for a playful anniversary card that's more clever than sappy, say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a vintage comic book style couple and the words “Congratulations on renewing your annual subscription to... me!” Background is a light blue.

Features:

  • Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Goodness: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

  • Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message

  • Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection

This funny anniversary greeting card puts a sarcastic spin on long-term relationships. Inside, your lucky recipient will find four exclusive, highly coveted coupons: one free thermostat adjustment, one free "you were right," one sincere compliment, and one argument where I'll pretend you make a valid point. Let's be honest—that last one alone is priceless.

Perfect for wives, girlfriends, fiancées, or partners looking for a playful anniversary card that's more clever than sappy, say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a vintage comic book style couple and the words “Congratulations on renewing your annual subscription to... me!” Background is a light blue.

Features:

  • Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Goodness: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

  • Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message

  • Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection