Funny Christmas greeting card featuring a risograph-style illustration inspired by a Texas grocery store and inflation rising prices
Funny Christmas greeting card featuring a risograph-style illustration inspired by a Texas grocery store and inflation rising prices
Funny Christmas greeting card featuring a risograph-style illustration inspired by a Texas grocery store and inflation rising prices
Funny Christmas greeting card featuring a risograph-style illustration inspired by a Texas grocery store and inflation rising prices
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Funny Christmas greeting card featuring a risograph-style illustration inspired by a Texas grocery store and inflation rising prices
Funny Christmas greeting card featuring a risograph-style illustration inspired by a Texas grocery store and inflation rising prices
Funny Christmas greeting card featuring a risograph-style illustration inspired by a Texas grocery store and inflation rising prices
Funny Christmas greeting card featuring a risograph-style illustration inspired by a Texas grocery store and inflation rising prices
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Cheaper Groceries

$6.00

Some Christmas wishes are ambitious. Others are downright impossible.

Featuring a bold risograph-style illustration inspired by everyone's favorite Texas grocery store, this funny Christmas greeting card delivers the painfully relatable message: "All I Want for Christmas is... Cheaper Groceries. I hope you want something more realistic." Because these days, a full shopping cart feels like a luxury gift.

Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and especially fellow Texans who know the joy of an H-E-B run, this sarcastic holiday card pokes fun at rising grocery prices without losing its holiday spirit. It's honest, clever, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who's recently looked at their grocery receipt.

Blank inside for your own Christmas wishes, holiday humor, or a reminder that love is free... thankfully.

Features:

  • Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Goodness: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

  • Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message

  • Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection

Some Christmas wishes are ambitious. Others are downright impossible.

Featuring a bold risograph-style illustration inspired by everyone's favorite Texas grocery store, this funny Christmas greeting card delivers the painfully relatable message: "All I Want for Christmas is... Cheaper Groceries. I hope you want something more realistic." Because these days, a full shopping cart feels like a luxury gift.

Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and especially fellow Texans who know the joy of an H-E-B run, this sarcastic holiday card pokes fun at rising grocery prices without losing its holiday spirit. It's honest, clever, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who's recently looked at their grocery receipt.

Blank inside for your own Christmas wishes, holiday humor, or a reminder that love is free... thankfully.

Features:

  • Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Goodness: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

  • Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message

  • Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection