This funny Christmas greeting card features a delightfully bizarre vintage illustration of people playing musical instruments on the moon
This funny Christmas greeting card features a delightfully bizarre vintage illustration of people playing musical instruments on the moon
This funny Christmas greeting card features a delightfully bizarre vintage illustration of people playing musical instruments on the moon
This funny Christmas greeting card features a delightfully bizarre vintage illustration of people playing musical instruments on the moon
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This funny Christmas greeting card features a delightfully bizarre vintage illustration of people playing musical instruments on the moon
This funny Christmas greeting card features a delightfully bizarre vintage illustration of people playing musical instruments on the moon
This funny Christmas greeting card features a delightfully bizarre vintage illustration of people playing musical instruments on the moon
This funny Christmas greeting card features a delightfully bizarre vintage illustration of people playing musical instruments on the moon
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Drunk Enough

$6.00

Christmas is a magical time of year... right up until everyone arrives. This funny Christmas greeting card features a delightfully bizarre vintage illustration of people playing musical instruments on the moon, paired with the painfully relatable message: "I hope you get drunk enough to tolerate everyone. Merry Christmas."

Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who's bracing for awkward conversations, unsolicited opinions, and that one family member who somehow turns Christmas dinner into a debate. It's sarcastic, honest, and a little absurd—because sometimes surviving the holidays deserves its own celebration.

Blank inside for your own holiday wishes, family survival tips, or a reminder that dessert and an early bedtime are perfectly acceptable coping strategies.

Features:

  • Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Goodness: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

  • Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message

  • Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection

Christmas is a magical time of year... right up until everyone arrives. This funny Christmas greeting card features a delightfully bizarre vintage illustration of people playing musical instruments on the moon, paired with the painfully relatable message: "I hope you get drunk enough to tolerate everyone. Merry Christmas."

Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who's bracing for awkward conversations, unsolicited opinions, and that one family member who somehow turns Christmas dinner into a debate. It's sarcastic, honest, and a little absurd—because sometimes surviving the holidays deserves its own celebration.

Blank inside for your own holiday wishes, family survival tips, or a reminder that dessert and an early bedtime are perfectly acceptable coping strategies.

Features:

  • Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Goodness: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

  • Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message

  • Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection