Pure Stubbornness

$6.00

Featuring a bold orange background with playful ghosts and a black-and-white halftone illustration of a headphone-wearing girl unapologetically flipping off the viewer, this card delivers the perfect blend of spooky season, sarcasm, and friendship with the message: "You'd survive a horror movie out of pure stubbornness. Unless I was there too, and well, sorry."

Perfect for your horror movie buddy, your best friend with main-character energy, or anyone who appreciates dark humor and a little playful roasting. Whether you're celebrating Halloween or simply reminding someone they're your favorite partner in bad decisions, this card is equal parts creepy, hilarious, and weirdly affectionate. Blank inside.

Features:

  • Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Goodness: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

  • Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message

  • Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection

Featuring a bold orange background with playful ghosts and a black-and-white halftone illustration of a headphone-wearing girl unapologetically flipping off the viewer, this card delivers the perfect blend of spooky season, sarcasm, and friendship with the message: "You'd survive a horror movie out of pure stubbornness. Unless I was there too, and well, sorry."

Perfect for your horror movie buddy, your best friend with main-character energy, or anyone who appreciates dark humor and a little playful roasting. Whether you're celebrating Halloween or simply reminding someone they're your favorite partner in bad decisions, this card is equal parts creepy, hilarious, and weirdly affectionate. Blank inside.

Features:

  • Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Goodness: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

  • Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message

  • Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection