Funny Christmas greeting card featuring illustrated man and woman wearing Santa hats with the saying "This card counts as foreplay."
Funny Christmas greeting card featuring illustrated man and woman wearing Santa hats with the saying "This card counts as foreplay."
Funny Christmas greeting card featuring illustrated man and woman wearing Santa hats with the saying "This card counts as foreplay."
Funny Christmas greeting card featuring illustrated man and woman wearing Santa hats with the saying "This card counts as foreplay."
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Funny Christmas greeting card featuring illustrated man and woman wearing Santa hats with the saying "This card counts as foreplay."
Funny Christmas greeting card featuring illustrated man and woman wearing Santa hats with the saying "This card counts as foreplay."
Funny Christmas greeting card featuring illustrated man and woman wearing Santa hats with the saying "This card counts as foreplay."
Funny Christmas greeting card featuring illustrated man and woman wearing Santa hats with the saying "This card counts as foreplay."
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This Card Counts as Foreplay

$6.00

Between the shopping, decorating, baking, wrapping, traveling, and pretending you're not completely exhausted, Christmas has a funny way of draining... just about everything.

Featuring playful illustrations of a man and woman in Santa hats, this funny Christmas greeting card delivers the perfectly honest message: "This card counts as foreplay. Merry Christmas." It's a cheeky nod to couples who know that by the time Christmas rolls around, surviving the holidays together is practically a love language.

Perfect for husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, spouses, or partners who appreciate a little flirtation mixed with a healthy dose of reality. Sweet, silly, and just a little naughty, this card proves that sometimes lowering expectations is the most romantic gift of all.

Blank inside for your own Christmas wishes, love note, or coupon redeemable after everyone finally leaves.

Features:

  • Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Goodness: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

  • Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message

  • Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection

Between the shopping, decorating, baking, wrapping, traveling, and pretending you're not completely exhausted, Christmas has a funny way of draining... just about everything.

Featuring playful illustrations of a man and woman in Santa hats, this funny Christmas greeting card delivers the perfectly honest message: "This card counts as foreplay. Merry Christmas." It's a cheeky nod to couples who know that by the time Christmas rolls around, surviving the holidays together is practically a love language.

Perfect for husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, spouses, or partners who appreciate a little flirtation mixed with a healthy dose of reality. Sweet, silly, and just a little naughty, this card proves that sometimes lowering expectations is the most romantic gift of all.

Blank inside for your own Christmas wishes, love note, or coupon redeemable after everyone finally leaves.

Features:

  • Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Goodness: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

  • Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message

  • Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection