Breakups are hard. Being a supportive best friend is hard. Accidentally daydreaming about harmless revenge while eating Halloween candy? Completely understandable.
Featuring a stylish witch atop her broom against a playful pink background with orange dots, this funny Halloween greeting card delivers the perfectly unreasonable advice: "Now seems like a perfectly acceptable time to hex your ex." Equal parts sassy and supportive, it's a playful way to help a friend laugh through heartbreak, bad dating decisions, and the emotional roller coaster that comes with letting go of someone who probably wasn't all that great to begin with.
Perfect for best friends, sisters, roommates, and anyone navigating the aftermath of a breakup with humor, snacks, and a healthy appreciation for witchy energy. Because while we don't actually recommend hexing anyone, sometimes it's nice to know your friends understand the temptation.
Blank inside for your own words of encouragement, solidarity, or completely hypothetical spell recommendations.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Breakups are hard. Being a supportive best friend is hard. Accidentally daydreaming about harmless revenge while eating Halloween candy? Completely understandable.
Featuring a stylish witch atop her broom against a playful pink background with orange dots, this funny Halloween greeting card delivers the perfectly unreasonable advice: "Now seems like a perfectly acceptable time to hex your ex." Equal parts sassy and supportive, it's a playful way to help a friend laugh through heartbreak, bad dating decisions, and the emotional roller coaster that comes with letting go of someone who probably wasn't all that great to begin with.
Perfect for best friends, sisters, roommates, and anyone navigating the aftermath of a breakup with humor, snacks, and a healthy appreciation for witchy energy. Because while we don't actually recommend hexing anyone, sometimes it's nice to know your friends understand the temptation.
Blank inside for your own words of encouragement, solidarity, or completely hypothetical spell recommendations.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
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