This funny Boss's Day greeting card (Fri Oct 16, 2026) is for the rare leader who's somehow managed to keep the workplace (mostly) sane.
Featuring a bright yellow-orange design with colorful pills, a mischievous devil illustration, and the message, "I keep my resume updated just in case you start taking Xanax and SSRIs. Happy Boss's Day!", this card pokes fun at modern workplace stress, burnout, and the unspoken fear that if the boss ever loses it... everyone else is updating LinkedIn by lunch.
Perfect for bosses with a great sense of humor, supportive managers, small business owners, and work teams who appreciate sarcastic office humor and know that laughter is sometimes the best coping mechanism. Blank inside for your own message of appreciation, gratitude, or one last reminder that you're totally kidding.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
This funny Boss's Day greeting card (Fri Oct 16, 2026) is for the rare leader who's somehow managed to keep the workplace (mostly) sane.
Featuring a bright yellow-orange design with colorful pills, a mischievous devil illustration, and the message, "I keep my resume updated just in case you start taking Xanax and SSRIs. Happy Boss's Day!", this card pokes fun at modern workplace stress, burnout, and the unspoken fear that if the boss ever loses it... everyone else is updating LinkedIn by lunch.
Perfect for bosses with a great sense of humor, supportive managers, small business owners, and work teams who appreciate sarcastic office humor and know that laughter is sometimes the best coping mechanism. Blank inside for your own message of appreciation, gratitude, or one last reminder that you're totally kidding.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
