Thanksgiving is all about gratitude... and testing the upper limits of the human digestive system. Perfect for friends, family members, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic holiday humor, this card celebrates the glorious chaos of Thanksgiving with a healthy dose of honesty. Whether it's the stuffing, the pie, or Uncle Bob insisting you try his "secret recipe," some traditions are simply unavoidable.
This funny Thanksgiving greeting card features a vintage-style turkey with the painfully relatable message, "Family, Food and Gastrointestinal Consequences... Happy Thanksgiving." Because no holiday combines second helpings, awkward family conversations, and questionable food choices quite like Turkey Day. Blank inside for your own Thanksgiving wishes, food confessions, or a reminder to save room for dessert... and maybe an antacid.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Thanksgiving is all about gratitude... and testing the upper limits of the human digestive system. Perfect for friends, family members, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic holiday humor, this card celebrates the glorious chaos of Thanksgiving with a healthy dose of honesty. Whether it's the stuffing, the pie, or Uncle Bob insisting you try his "secret recipe," some traditions are simply unavoidable.
This funny Thanksgiving greeting card features a vintage-style turkey with the painfully relatable message, "Family, Food and Gastrointestinal Consequences... Happy Thanksgiving." Because no holiday combines second helpings, awkward family conversations, and questionable food choices quite like Turkey Day. Blank inside for your own Thanksgiving wishes, food confessions, or a reminder to save room for dessert... and maybe an antacid.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
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