Info:
Holiday-Christmas, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold, retro-inspired illustration of a person wearing a classic Santa hat, bent over and literally vomiting a pile of green dollar bills against a textured, vintage-red background. Playful, hand-lettered white typography at the top reads “HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY ‘WHERE THE FUCK DID MY MONEY GO?’” A sarcastic Christmas greeting for anyone whose holiday spirit is strong but whose bank account is suffering.
Website Product Description:
'Tis the season to give, celebrate, and wonder how a few gifts, groceries, and holiday gatherings somehow emptied your bank account. This funny Christmas greeting card captures the financial aftermath of the holidays, because nothing says holiday magic quite like watching your hard-earned cash disappear in real time.
Perfect for sarcastic friends, siblings, coworkers, partners, chronic over-spenders, and anyone who's ever checked their bank balance after Christmas shopping and briefly considered moving into the woods. With its irreverent humor and painfully relatable message, this card is a hilarious alternative to traditional Christmas greetings. Give someone a laugh and remind them they're definitely not the only one wondering where the fuck the money went.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Christmas, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold, retro-inspired illustration of a person wearing a classic Santa hat, bent over and literally vomiting a pile of green dollar bills against a textured, vintage-red background. Playful, hand-lettered white typography at the top reads “HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY ‘WHERE THE FUCK DID MY MONEY GO?’” A sarcastic Christmas greeting for anyone whose holiday spirit is strong but whose bank account is suffering.
Website Product Description:
'Tis the season to give, celebrate, and wonder how a few gifts, groceries, and holiday gatherings somehow emptied your bank account. This funny Christmas greeting card captures the financial aftermath of the holidays, because nothing says holiday magic quite like watching your hard-earned cash disappear in real time.
Perfect for sarcastic friends, siblings, coworkers, partners, chronic over-spenders, and anyone who's ever checked their bank balance after Christmas shopping and briefly considered moving into the woods. With its irreverent humor and painfully relatable message, this card is a hilarious alternative to traditional Christmas greetings. Give someone a laugh and remind them they're definitely not the only one wondering where the fuck the money went.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
