Have a Holly Jolly “Where the Fuck Did My Money Go?”
'Tis the season to give, celebrate, and wonder how a few gifts, groceries, and holiday gatherings somehow emptied your bank account. Because nothing says holiday magic quite like watching your hard-earned cash disappear in real time.
Perfect for sarcastic friends, siblings, coworkers, partners, chronic over-spenders, and anyone who's ever checked their bank balance after Christmas shopping and briefly considered moving into the woods. Give someone a laugh, acknowledge the holiday financial damage, and remind them they're definitely not the only one wondering where the fuck the money went.
Features a bold, retro-inspired illustration of a person wearing a classic Santa hat, bent over and literally vomiting a pile of green dollar bills against a textured, vintage-red background. Playful, hand-lettered white typography at the top reads “HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY ‘WHERE THE FUCK DID MY MONEY GO?’” A sarcastic Christmas greeting for anyone whose holiday spirit is strong but whose bank account is suffering.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Have a Holly Jolly “Where the Fuck Did My Money Go?”
'Tis the season to give, celebrate, and wonder how a few gifts, groceries, and holiday gatherings somehow emptied your bank account. Because nothing says holiday magic quite like watching your hard-earned cash disappear in real time.
Perfect for sarcastic friends, siblings, coworkers, partners, chronic over-spenders, and anyone who's ever checked their bank balance after Christmas shopping and briefly considered moving into the woods. Give someone a laugh, acknowledge the holiday financial damage, and remind them they're definitely not the only one wondering where the fuck the money went.
Features a bold, retro-inspired illustration of a person wearing a classic Santa hat, bent over and literally vomiting a pile of green dollar bills against a textured, vintage-red background. Playful, hand-lettered white typography at the top reads “HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY ‘WHERE THE FUCK DID MY MONEY GO?’” A sarcastic Christmas greeting for anyone whose holiday spirit is strong but whose bank account is suffering.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
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