Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to.
This MATURE, for ADULTS ONLY, collage-style card will tell them what you really think!... in a fun way, of course. It features a bold halftone hand holding a cupcake, perfectly representing their birthday, along with the greeting: "Happy Birthday, Mother F**er" message on the front. The background is a bright, yellow-orange color with cartoon cats. It is the perfect card to give a best friend, family member, or co-worker who has a great sense of humor and doesn't take life too personally.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend Humorous Birthday Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Card Collage Style
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Happy Birthday Motherf**er
Birthday
$6
This card was straight out of the mind of my 17-year-old. It features a bold graphic of an angry skunk and hand-drawn fire explosion, with a sarcastic and funny "you kinda suck" message on the front. The background is a bright, yellow-orange color. It is the perfect card to give a best friend, family member, or co-worker who has a great sense of humor and doesn't take life too personally.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend Humorous Birthday Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Card Collage Style
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
You Kinda Suck, BTW
Birthday
$6
This funny birthday card is for that friend, family member, or co-worker that you seem to wonder how they've survived another year. Whether they repeatedly do dumb things, lack common sense, or just aren't all there, wish them a happy birthday with this card.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend Humorous Birthday Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Card Collage Style
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Have a friend who you are surprised hasn't been arrested and booked a stay in jail yet? This card is for that friend, family member, or coworker who drinks too much or just parties a little too hard and you wish them luck this year.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend Humorous Birthday Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Card Collage Style
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
You’re Lucky (Arrested)
Birthday / Congrats
$6
Survival of the Fittest
Birthday
$6
This Valentine's Day Card is intended for a woman, from a man, with the message "Nice Rack...on the Wall, Obviously." Black and white deer drawing and faded graphic camo background. If you're a serious deer hunter, this card would be a great Valentine's Day card for your spouse or girlfriend.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Valentine's Day Card for Deer Hunter Spouse Best Friend Humorous Valentine's Card Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Deer Drawing Style
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Nice Rack
Valentine’s Day
$6
Tell your deer hunting man you love him with this camo & deer Valentine's Day risque (or raunchy) card, complete with the phrase, "You're the only thing I want to mount this year." If your spouse, boyfriend, or current lover likes hunting and humor, this is the card for you.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Valentine's Day Card for Deer Hunter Spouse Best Friend Humorous Valentine's Card Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Deer Head Mount Silhouette
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Deer Mount
Valentine’s Day
$6
The Easter bunny is here to remind us that chocolate is a perfectly acceptable coping strategy. Have to spend the day with in-laws or too many screaming kids? Hide some extra eggs for yourself, or hell, just hide the bag in a bush. This card is for all those who feel the same.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Humorous Easter card with a graphic halftone Easter bunny with the message "Easter is proof that chocolate is a valid coping strategy." Light colored background with carrots and assorted polka dots. Vintage and collage-inspired design. Blank inside.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Easter if Proof
Easter
$6
This card is great for a friend, family member, or co-worker who recently bought a new home. Tell them congratulations while also saying, welcome to being broke! Why? Because life is too short to lie.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Congratulations on Your New Home Card for Best Friend Humorous Milestone Sense of Humor Message Card Bright Colors Collage Style Card
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Your New Home
Everyday / Congrats
$6
This card was inspired by the sinkful of dirty dishes that seem to appear EVERY TIME I turn around. I thought it would be funny to say to my husband, "Want a card?" whenever he tells me that he did them... helping me, of course :-) If you know someone who could use a congratulations or good job when they do some chores, this is the card for you.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Congratulations on Doing the Dishes Card for Spouse Sense of Humor Roommate Message Sarcastic Everyday Cleaning Duties Bright Colors
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
You Did the Dishes!
Everyday
$6
If you don't want to leave your straight bros out during pride month, here's a card for you. It's absurd, it's bright, it's perfect for those with a weird sense of humor.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Congratulations on Doing the Dishes Card for Spouse Sense of Humor Roommate Message Sarcastic Everyday Cleaning Duties Bright Colors
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
We’re a Texas company, and local to us is the once was small town New Braunfels. We hate to say it, but we will anyway - it’s full of Californians now, bringing their ways and changing our once was small Texas town. Give them a few years, will they stay or will they go?
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to.
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
New Sandiego
Everyday
$6
Our Dog Was Gay…
Everyday
$6
For the last few years, someone was holding Mr. Leprechaun's rainbow hostage... but he finally got it back! So he's happily dancing and wishing everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day. Great for a friend, buddy, or coworker with a sense of humor.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Humorous Saint Patrick's Day card with a dancing leprechaun, saying "I got my rainbow back! Happy St. Patrick's Day." Rainbow is in the background. Vintage and collage-inspired design. Blank inside.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Got My Rainbow Back
St Patrick’s Day
$6
You’ve now got a graduate, yay! Now it’s time to break it to them that they need to get their shit together, because adulting is hard. It’s tough & expensive, so they better get a move on it. Oh yeah, and congratulations.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Graduation Card for Son or Daughter Sense of Humor Roommate Message Sarcastic Best Friend Graduation Funny Card for Family Member Graduation Bright Colors
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Get Your Shit Together
Graduation / Congrats
$6
Tell your graduate it’s time to move out - in the nicest way possible. Maybe they’ve been a pain in the butt, maybe they’re 30 and living in the basement, who knows. Tell them both congratulations and get out, with this colorful card.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Graduation Card for Son or Daughter Sense of Humor Roommate Message Sarcastic Best Friend Graduation Bright Colors
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Now Pack Your Bags
Graduation / Congrats
$6
This card is great for a friend, family member, co-worker, or fellow recovery gal pal who you think deserves recognition for their hard work and determination staying sober from drugs and/or alcohol. Whether it be 24 hours or 10 years, life is tough. Navigating life while trying to remain sober? Tough tough.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny congratulations on staying sober card for friend or gal pal. Front has a roman statue, which has a doodle strategically placed for decency. The background is a turquoise color with smiling faces. Collage-inspired card. Inside blank.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Grab Your Attention?
Sobriety / Congrats
$6
This card is great for a friend, family member, co-worker, or fellow recovery buddy who you think deserves recognition for their hard work and determination staying sober, with a little vintage eye candy for good measure. Let them know you like them better sober, so hopefully they keep it up.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny congratulations on staying sober card for friend. Front has a vintage black and white halftone image of a woman in lingerie, which has been scratched out for decency. Background is gold. Collage-inspired card. Inside blank.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
I Like You Better
Sobriety / Congrats
$6
Have a friend who you are surprised hasn't been arrested and booked a stay in jail yet? This card is for that friend, family member, or coworker who drinks too much or just parties a little too hard and you wish them luck this year.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend Humorous Birthday Message Slightly Crude Sense of Humor Card Collage Style
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
You’re Lucky (Arrested)
Congrats / Birthday
$6
This card is great for a friend, family member, or co-worker who recently bought a new home. Tell them congratulations while also saying, welcome to being broke! Why? Because life is too short to lie.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Congratulations on Your New Home Card for Best Friend Humorous Milestone Sense of Humor Message Card Bright Colors Collage Style Card
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Your New Home
Congrats / Everyday
$6
Tell your graduate it’s time to move out - in the nicest way possible. Maybe they’ve been a pain in the butt, maybe they’re 30 and living in the basement, who knows. Tell them both congratulations and get out, with this colorful card.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Graduation Card for Son or Daughter Sense of Humor Roommate Message Sarcastic Best Friend Graduation Bright Colors
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Now Pack Your Bags
Congrats / Graduation
$6
This card is great for a friend, family member, co-worker, or fellow recovery gal pal who you think deserves recognition for their hard work and determination staying sober from drugs and/or alcohol. Whether it be 24 hours or 10 years, life is tough. Navigating life while trying to remain sober? Tough tough.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny congratulations on staying sober card for friend or gal pal. Front has a roman statue, which has a doodle strategically placed for decency. The background is a turquoise color with smiling faces. Collage-inspired card. Inside blank.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Grab Your Attention?
Congrats / Sobriety
$6
You’ve now got a graduate, yay! Now it’s time to break it to them that they need to get their shit together, because adulting is hard. It’s tough & expensive, so they better get a move on it. Oh yeah, and congratulations.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny Graduation Card for Son or Daughter Sense of Humor Roommate Message Sarcastic Best Friend Graduation Funny Card for Family Member Graduation Bright Colors
Features:
A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7") printed on 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Acid and lignin free
A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: BLANK
Get Your Shit Together
Congrats / Graduation
$6
This card is great for a friend, family member, co-worker, or fellow recovery buddy who you think deserves recognition for their hard work and determination staying sober, with a little vintage eye candy for good measure. Let them know you like them better sober, so hopefully they keep it up.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. Funny congratulations on staying sober card for friend. Front has a vintage black and white halftone image of a woman in lingerie, which has been scratched out for decency. Background is gold. Collage-inspired card. Inside blank.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
I Like You Better
Congrats / Sobriety
$6
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