Don’t Tell Skinner Hoodie
Soft-as-butter & Tongue-in-cheeck.
It’s the perfect mashup.
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The Alien Collection Launches in:
Crafted in Texas. Designed by Humans.
We're not here to blend in. In a world flooded with generic, AI-generated designs, we’re taking a stand for creativity that actually means something. Born and based in Texas, our apparel company is fueled by human hands, sharp minds, and a relentless eye for detail. Every piece we create is original, intentional, and built to last — because good design shouldn't be soulless. Welcome to a brand that gives a damn.
We Come in Peace. Mostly.
Life moves fast. Expectations are high. And somewhere between back-to-back meetings, endless scrolls, and trying to "keep up," we started feeling like strangers in our own timeline.
Enter: the Alien Collection.
A love letter to the '90s weirdness we grew up on—X-Files, E.T., Men in Black, and all the glorious, glow-in-the-dark, out-of-this-world stuff that made us feel something… real. This drop is for the Gen Xers who still remember dial-up tones, scratched CDs, and what it felt like to actually be bored. It’s retro. It’s weird. It’s a little lost, just like us.
And it’s exactly what we need right now.
