You Kinda Suck, BTW - 6pk

$18.00

Info:

Birthday card, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

The front features a bold graphic of an angry skunk paired with a hand-drawn fire explosion, set against a bright yellow-orange background. The message reads: “Happy Birthday! To You! You Kinda Suck, BTW.” Collage-style design with serious attitude.

Website Product Description:

The Card That Says It Like It Is

Straight from the mind of a 17-year-old with impeccable comedic instincts — this card is for the friend who can take a joke and dish one right back. Bold, sarcastic, and just the right amount of rude, You Kinda Suck, BTW is the birthday card for people who are over the generic stuff.

Perfect for a best friend, sibling, or that coworker who definitely doesn’t take life too personally.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.

Info:

Birthday card, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

The front features a bold graphic of an angry skunk paired with a hand-drawn fire explosion, set against a bright yellow-orange background. The message reads: “Happy Birthday! To You! You Kinda Suck, BTW.” Collage-style design with serious attitude.

Website Product Description:

The Card That Says It Like It Is

Straight from the mind of a 17-year-old with impeccable comedic instincts — this card is for the friend who can take a joke and dish one right back. Bold, sarcastic, and just the right amount of rude, You Kinda Suck, BTW is the birthday card for people who are over the generic stuff.

Perfect for a best friend, sibling, or that coworker who definitely doesn’t take life too personally.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.