Info:
Holiday-Boss’s Day, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Boss’s Day: Closest weekday to October 16
Features a bold vintage engraving of Rodin’s The Thinker — reimagined as a mischievous devil deep in contemplation — set against a bright yellow sunburst background scattered with colorful illustrated capsule pills in pink, blue, orange, and green. Bold typewriter-style black typography fills the card: “I KEEP MY RESUME UPDATED JUST IN CASE YOU START TAKING XANAX AND SSRI’S” with a cheerful blue handwritten script at the bottom: “Happy Boss’s Day!”
Website Product Description:
You appreciate them. You respect them. You also keep your resume polished and ready — just in case. Because if the boss ever loses it, everyone else is updating LinkedIn by lunch. This card says the quiet part loud, with love.
Perfect for bosses with a great sense of humor, supportive managers, small business owners, and work teams who know that laughter is sometimes the best coping mechanism. Send it to the boss who will read it, laugh, and immediately wonder if you’re serious.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Boss’s Day, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Boss’s Day: Closest weekday to October 16
Features a bold vintage engraving of Rodin’s The Thinker — reimagined as a mischievous devil deep in contemplation — set against a bright yellow sunburst background scattered with colorful illustrated capsule pills in pink, blue, orange, and green. Bold typewriter-style black typography fills the card: “I KEEP MY RESUME UPDATED JUST IN CASE YOU START TAKING XANAX AND SSRI’S” with a cheerful blue handwritten script at the bottom: “Happy Boss’s Day!”
Website Product Description:
You appreciate them. You respect them. You also keep your resume polished and ready — just in case. Because if the boss ever loses it, everyone else is updating LinkedIn by lunch. This card says the quiet part loud, with love.
Perfect for bosses with a great sense of humor, supportive managers, small business owners, and work teams who know that laughter is sometimes the best coping mechanism. Send it to the boss who will read it, laugh, and immediately wonder if you’re serious.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
