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Thanks for Pretending - 6pk
Info:
Holiday-Mother’s Day, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a real photo of a beach seagull with its head buried deep inside a weathered wooden fence post, wearing a light green masquerade mask graphic over the post opening, set against a soft lavender purple background with a bold repeating pattern of stylized graphic leaves. Bold mixed typography at the top reads: “THANKS FOR PRETENDING NOT TO NOTICE” in chunky outlined letters, followed by a flowing script: “everything!” Bold black text at the bottom left reads: “HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, MOM!”
Website Product Description:
Some Moms Keep Sane by Looking the Other Way
Also known as burying your head in the sand — sometimes a mom just has to pretend she doesn’t see things happening. And honestly? That’s a superpower. This card is a heartfelt, slightly absurd thank-you for every time she chose not to notice.
Perfect for the mom who loves the beach, loves birds, or simply loves her child enough to occasionally pretend she has no idea what’s going on. Send it to the best mom in the world — the one who saw everything and said nothing.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Mother’s Day, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a real photo of a beach seagull with its head buried deep inside a weathered wooden fence post, wearing a light green masquerade mask graphic over the post opening, set against a soft lavender purple background with a bold repeating pattern of stylized graphic leaves. Bold mixed typography at the top reads: “THANKS FOR PRETENDING NOT TO NOTICE” in chunky outlined letters, followed by a flowing script: “everything!” Bold black text at the bottom left reads: “HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, MOM!”
Website Product Description:
Some Moms Keep Sane by Looking the Other Way
Also known as burying your head in the sand — sometimes a mom just has to pretend she doesn’t see things happening. And honestly? That’s a superpower. This card is a heartfelt, slightly absurd thank-you for every time she chose not to notice.
Perfect for the mom who loves the beach, loves birds, or simply loves her child enough to occasionally pretend she has no idea what’s going on. Send it to the best mom in the world — the one who saw everything and said nothing.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.